
{*REQUESTS OPEN*}18+ only I will block you if I find you are a minor. I’m 27 , It/Itself/they/them, polyam/bisexual.I put gross naughty stuff about sexy fake men here, Yes I post dark content, no I don’t proofread anything, we die with honor I run a sfw blog, good luck finding it lmao.
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Reminder: Your Fave Would ABSOLUTELY Sneak Off With You At Family Christmas To Bang You In Your Childhood
Reminder: your fave would ABSOLUTELY sneak off with you at family Christmas to bang you in your childhood bedroom.
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🎊🎉🎂Happy birthday baby🎂🎉🎊
Tobio leans his head back against the sofa, face flushed and hands clench the fabric beneath him, breathing heavy as you slowly pull his sweatpants down and pull his already hard dick free, you smile up at him and softly kiss the tip, tongue darting out to lap at his leaking slit moaning softly only to suddenly deepthroat him. His hips lift off the couch at the sudden feeling, letting out soft moans while threading his fingers in your hair, “oh baby, love aa-aahh y-you,” tightening his grip and softly bucking into you mouth, groaning as he begins to fuck you sweet mouth. You gag slightly but slowly relax as Tobio presses deeper into your throat, one hand gripping your hair to move your head as he pleases, his other hand reaches out to hold your own, squeezing tightly with every gag around his cock, soon his pace stuttered and he holds your head down while cumming down your throat, he quickly releases you with a groan. As you cough and gasp for air, you look up at him, tears and drool running down your flushed face as you sniffle “h-happy birthday Tobio” smiling before moving to straddle him. Best birthday ever.
Aah Pom noya makes me so happy lmao!
They just want to be your good bois, but are very protective of you! At least one of em gotta come with you wherever your going, and if you get flirted with or cat called in public you know they’re going to go off!! And once they get you home after, they’re going to stuff you full and remind you that you’re all theirs.
We’ve talked plenty about neko boys, but do you have thought on puppy boys ?:3c
I am so very tempted to say that nishi is a corgi....
JGDCBFF watch them argue about who’s pups you’re carrying! And they just are now obsessed with sniffing your belly to check and see if their kids are okay/healthy
Haha yes!! Depending on who’s pups comes first the other is practically feral after you give birth. Constantly bugging you and the other father, “oh come on! When can we try again? I need to see you with MY pups too!” But would still love the pups regardless! They’d both be so attentive to their needs, too!
Gift of Nature

Kinktober 2020 — oviposition
A/N: my main kink is making usually “hard" kinks soft…
Pairing: naga!Daishou Suguru x reader
Description: "Nature always remembers.”
Warning: oviposition, vaginal penetration, oral (receiving), belly bulge, breeding kink, mentions of abandonment, far too much plot considering how this was supposed to be porn
Word count: 7362
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The village held a celebration when the team of huntsmen came back with their catch.
Everyone rushed out of their houses at the triumphant horns that signaled their arrival, the rumours of what they had caught already spread like wildfire among people when the first messenger that was sent running back from the depths of the forest to the chief of the village came back panting, speaking to the chief in low whispers only to have the old man let out an audible gasp.
You heard the women of the village say that it was the first time they had ever seen the chief that shocked around the laundry basket that evening.
People gathered around the road at the center of the village that reached to the chief’s house, murmuring to themselves as the footsteps of the huntsmen neared. The first screak from the crowd was followed by an echo of gasps and exclaims that rose and fell as the men walked past. They had their heads up to the sky, their feet dragging along the ground as if they were deliberately slowing down their steps to bask in the reactions from the villagers.
You were at the very back of the crowd when it all happened, as you always were whenever anything big happened in the village.
Your parents were traveling merchants would reach the village many many years ago, disappearing one night leaving nothing but a crying child behind. You were taken in by a family that didn’t have their own child but still, there was this thing about being the village’s orphan, and it was that there was no one you could turn to that would possibly favour you over the actual children of the village. Even if they say everyone was supposed to work a fair share, who could you tell on if your fellow workers dropped all their remaining work to you the moment they heard the crowd gathering outside?
Getting on your tiptoes, you peeked from behind the shoulders of the many people standing in front of you like a wall. You could barely see what was going on in front, only seeing the top of people’s heads. The sound of something heavy being dragged along the muddy ground got near, and soon the people that could see it got loud.
“I thought the gossips were fake!”
“I can’t believe they actually caught that…”
The people said between bewildered gasps and mocking cackles and you tried to slip through the gaps between bodies to no avail. You finally caught a glimpse of the creature when the crowd slowly moved apart as the huntsmen passed, starting another round of the same echoes with the people from down the road.
People would talk about the creature all throughout the day as the great feast commemorating this great feat was in preparation, each person’s description of the fearsome creature that the huntsmen had trapped and brought back wildly different from another’s.
You did not join in on the arguments about whether the scales on the creature’s snake-like body was green or brown, or the growingly cruel laughs about what they should do with the creature once the celebrations were over. They asked you if you had seen the creature, only for the question to be brushed off with shrieking laughers before you could even part your lips.
You did not mind, you were not going to give an answer they would be happy about anyways. For it was not the shiny scales or chillingly human torso that you remembered, but he sheer loathing in the creature’s glowing eyes that remained in the blank darkness of your mind, vivid in your head each time you did so little as blink your eyes.
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