
{*REQUESTS OPEN*}18+ only I will block you if I find you are a minor. I’m 27 , It/Itself/they/them, polyam/bisexual.I put gross naughty stuff about sexy fake men here, Yes I post dark content, no I don’t proofread anything, we die with honor I run a sfw blog, good luck finding it lmao.
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Kuroo A-z Smut
Kuroo a-z smut

Only slightly late to his birthday °;^;°
happy birthday bb♥️
I really hope you all like it, I really struggled on some letters haha 😓, Oikawa and Yaku full alphabets coming soon.
A:(aftercare)
A king of aftercare! Do you need a warm bath? How about some water? And a massage maybe? Will definitely carry you home if it’s a more public romp ;3c Will quite literally pamper you head to toe if you let him.
B:(body part)
On you, your hips and thighs, it’s obvious too, he always has a hand on either one. On him, does hair count? Because he thinks it should, he loves his hair, especially when you tug and pull it during sex
C:(Cum)
Loves to cum directly on your tongue, it’s slightly watery but doesn’t really have a taste.
Also loves to cum in the crotch of your panties and make you wear them all day.
D:(Dirty secret)
Secret foot fetish, he thinks he’s sly, but he’s always buying you tall socks and such, if you ever gave in a foot job under the table, he might just die.
E:(Experience)
he knows what he’s doing, he’s seen porn and researched enough to know what he likes and he wants to please you, too, he’ll spend forever learning your body.
F:(Favorite position)
Loves showing off his strength, pressing you against a wall, but his favorite has to be the Olympus position

G:(Goofy)
Kuroo’s pretty casual, he’ll tease playful with a joke, but nothing much. If your cheeky though, he’ll give you a sexy smirk. Likes to drag his fingers up your side to tickle you softly.
H:(Hair)
Either shaven or extremely well groom. Leaves his happy trail alone either way,
I:(Intimacy)
It depends on you; he can deliver lots of love words and soft kisses, if you need soft. Or slam you against the wall, and call you a dirty little kitten
J:(Jack off)
He has morning wood every day, he’ll take care of it if he has no one around to help. Normally uses his own imagination to help him along, only occasionally watching porn.
K:(Kink)
Agoraphilia; kink for public outdoor sex, idk I just really feel like he’d love the thrill of it
Dirty talk kink, both ways, wants to hear his sweet baby tell him how much they want his cock
Slight pet play, likes animal ears and calls you kitten/bunny
L:(Location)
More like where wouldn’t Kuroo do it, mans horny, if he knows he’ll get away with it he’ll fuck ya anywhere
M:(Motivation)
YOU turn him on. Your sweet laugh, your body, your drive and passion, you drive him crazy, in every way.
N:(No)
Despite the like of public sex and the risk of being caught, kuroo doesn’t want to show you off(unless it’s kenma). He’d also never choke you.
O:(Oral)
Mmh he’d never choke you with his hand… but his dick! Man lives to hold your head and slowly fuck your throat. And is master at giving back, just sit on his face and you’ll be seeing stars
P:(Pace)
Try fast and sensual, learns you so well, he’ll have you creaming in no time, he’s busy and prefers quickies but lives for your pleasure.
Q:(Quickie)
Kuroo loves quickies, just a quick romp before breakfast, another after lunch. Has you on your knees before dinner then is eating you for dessert.
R:(Risk)
Ha! This man is insatiable in public, the thrill riles him up and has him coaxing you into a bathroom for a quickie.
S:(Stamina)
Multiple rounds throughout the day is best in his opinion, he’ll always get you to cum first no matter what.
T:(Toys)
Ehh, minimal at best, a vibe to overstim you, some rope, maybe even a crop. But over all I don’t feel like he’d like toys over himself.
U:(Unfair)
Oooh~ very much so, he loves to tease you throughout the day, by the time he has you in bed your already dripping
V:(Volume)
More talkative then anything, not very loud, loves to growl and speak softly into your ear.
W:(Wild card)
Kuroo really likes it when you blow him while he’s on mic playing games with Kenma, the thrill that no one knows really gets him going.
X:(X-ray)
HERE (do not click if you don’t want to see hentai((Idk were to find cute D pics so this is best I got))
7.5 inch , average thick, stands straight up then hard, cute pink tip, very pretty.
Y:(Yearning)
High, he wants you all the time, you can always tell when he wants to sneak off because he hovers more then normal.
Z:(Zzz)
Not until you do first. He’ll stay up and rub his fingers lightly over your shoulders and back until you drift off.
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