I Think In Order To Offset Tim Burtons Bullshit, In The Next Addams Family Remake We Should Revert To

i think in order to offset tim burton’s bullshit, in the next addams family remake we should revert to wednesday’s 1960s characterization of Eternal Sunshine* Six-Year-Old Who Loves Dolls and Ballet. the universe needs to be rebalanced

*sunshine? moonlight? whatever the addams equivalent is

In case anyone else is getting footage of a "Maori haka dance in support of Israel", the context is pro-Israel protests organised by far right Christian fundie nutcase and self-proclaimed bishop Brian Tamaki.

Brian Tamaki is also known for blaming natural disasters on gay people and porn, requiring an unbreakable oath of loyalty from his church members, and leaching money off his congregation.

The footage I've seen prominently emphasises his Man Up programme, which supposedly promotes anti-violence but actually tells perpetrators of domestic violence that it's their victims' fault.

quick sketch for @sm-baby 's Carnimal au Jax bc he looks vry fun to draw aha

🔴New Zealanders put on a powerful display by doing the Haka in solidarity with Palestine

I have a Hot Take™ today - @next year’s adaptation, you’ve got one of two options

A Key:

Distinguished Siblings: My sibling is my bestest friend and they are all I need

Functional Siblings: We fight sometimes but I guess I’d die for them

Disaster Siblings: No officer I’ve never seen this person before in my life

Lawful Siblings: We use our Sibling Magic™ to make the world a better place

Neutral Siblings: We don’t do a lot together but we support each others’ interests

Chaotic Siblings: We will personally co-lead a Revolution to Destroy the Bourgeoisie