How Did I Never Notice This

how did I never notice this

you think when ricky owens came up with "mr. e" he was like "mr. e sounds like mystery... ah yes that's so brilliant and clever! good job ricky!" and pats himself on the back?

this is everything

i say i say

chives out: a knives out mystery

gorden ramsey is in it - playing himself

beniot blanc and Phillip are out for dinner and a chef gets murdered

movie ensues

someone is called an idiot sandwich by beniot - probs murderer

chive are in it.

somewhere in england - I need benoit to see a cow. please

our middle class woman is like a waiter or something bc this is a rich fuck restaurant that Phillip and beniot won a trip to England and this was part of it

sorry if none of this made sense, the majority was written at stupid o'clock in the morning

i did it for winx i did it for powerpuff girls anyway here’s my pitch for a good “modern” scooby doo remake

shaggy comes from a family of paranormal investigators. at barely 16 years olds he returns to his hometown of coolsville with his dog after his super rich parents tell him it’s time to live up to the family name, taking him there specifically because of many rumors about cursed areas of the town and crmiinals who take advantage of said rumors to pretend to be monsters themselves. while there he reconnects with his old childhood friends and eventually all together they form the mystery inc… and have to deal with a benevolent yet very clumsy spirit who took over scoob’s body

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“daphne has no real character-“ shut up shut up she’s the muscle she’s the rich one paying for everything using her shitty parents money she’s a music lover shes a sports prodigy she’s a girly girl she loves to meet new people she’s the nicest out of all the mystery inc she’s a feminist she’s treats mystery inc like her sibling she’s an animal lover she loves fashion she’s daphne fucking blake and you will put some respect on her name