Happy Horrendous Beasts Friday

Happy horrendous beasts friday

I’ve come to make an announcement, Bill Cipher is a bitch ass mother fucker, he pissed on my fucking grunkle. That’s right, he took his dorito fucking dick out and he pissed on my grunkle. And he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my new sweater: Bill Cipher, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this gnome except way smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right baby. All points, no bricks, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my grunkle, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!! How do you like that, Time Baby? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING FALLS, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

OUH

SPIDER RAIN

let me introduce you to a few 100% real, totally unphotoshopped photos!

yep, that is REAL! spider rain EXISTS! and is a regular phenomenon! that happens and is documented! and involves MILLIONS of spiders!!!!! RAINING DOWN ON CITIES!!!!! THAT’S A REAL THING THAT HAPPENS UNAVOIDABLY!!!!!!!!!! i need to foam at the mouth in hysteria for a few minutes, but when I calm down i’ll give you some Spider Rain Science Facts