What Would The Name Of A Rock Band With Penelope Helen And Clytemnestra Be

what would the name of a rock band with penelope helen and clytemnestra be

is it just me or does eris have huge jinx vibes

I really hope this us then case and not that he cheated on her 😭😭

has anyone gotten the idea that odysseus' storyline in hades 2 is a depiction/exploration of trauma over his SA and how he's blaming himself for things that were out of his control? because that's the impression i'm getting from what i've seen. he talks about "goddesses" as his "greatest weakness" and that "he's not one to say no to them"...

when mel invites him to the bath, he brings up mortals having different standards for intimacy than gods and how it usually has a more romantic/sexual connotation. she then asks if he's uncomfortable and he has a startled reaction and brings up circe and calypso again (but never actually by name)

(this isn't ship/romance bait btw. odysseus knew mel as a kid and they're stated in-game to have a sibling/uncle-niece relationship)

also he grew apart from penelope after his return, but the game makes a point of showing that his love for penelope and telemachus is what drove him on at all so that element of his character isn't brought into question

So yk how chronos brings us to asphodel is he gonna like,, bring us other places too like elysium

From what I understand he's not bringing us there exactly he's bringing us back in time so could we see like eurydice and patroclus and sisyphus

Or even on top of that we can't talk to them because it is just a vision of a past time but maybe we see them talking to zag

OR even if we do only stay in asphodel maybe one time chronos puts us there when zag is fighting and/or maybe than shows up to help him

guys help guys please

RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.

RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.

RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.

RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.

RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.

RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.

RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.

RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.

RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.

RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.

cleaned up n inked

the kid he never got to raise