Also I Want To Add Emperor To The List.

Also I want to add Emperor to the list.

THE LIST☠️

the moment when you want to utterly destroy those who hurt your favorites characters🔥

It's so inspiring that people took up this idea! Thank you, fellow galemancers!

(That's the first time I initiated such a chain reaction, don't mind me)

I've been reading Player's Handbook for the DnD campaign, and came across this:

Imagine Gale of Waterdeep gulping down ale and immediately casting Fireball. For some reason I find it endearing.

What do you think, galemancers?

larian writers, with hands placed on astarions shoulders like a proud parent: this is a thoughtful and touching narrative about male victims of abuse

fans: hey, thats fuckin sweet! do you have any more of these stories in your game?

larian writers, grimacing as they turn their heads towards wyll and gale: okay so, in our defense, it gets kinda murky when its a hot white woman doing it

gale stans: wasnt he groomed?

larian writers: but he liked it? his ultimate goal is to get back with her :)

wyll stans: isnt it kinda gross that the devil who owns his soul keeps blatantly sexually harassing him in front of everyone as a form of humiliation-based punishment?

larian writers and also whoever the fuck wrote that christmas animation (you motherfucker, when i fucking get you i stg): i know canon says otherwise, but he secretly wants her. dont you want her? you can fuck her if youd like

halsin stans: hey, so, uh-

larian writers, sprinting out of the room:

Hot Gale here, fellow galemancers!

The Difference in Gods

Short Drabble (Gale x Durge implied, Durge is a wizard)

*Beginning of Act III, companions sit with Durge around the fire and drink wine*

Astarion: Darling, do you think all gods have lovers like Mystra? (looks mischievously at Gale)

Durge: Mystra... (chuckles) It seems, my dear father fucked half of Faerun, judging by the sheer number of bhaalspawn out there.

Jaheira: Well, technically he didn't have sex with mortals...

Durge: (spits wine in surprise) WHAT?! He didn't even fuck them?

*Durge lifts the bottle up and looks at the sky*

Durge: My dear patron goddess, you are still a sick bitch for what you did to my boyfriend, but you're officially better than my father!

*Gale tries to hide his beetroot red face in his hands*

My wild magic sorcerer dragonborn Tav, who romanced Gale. He literally approached her with "I once read a book..." line after a fight where she polymorphed into a sheep XD

Get you a man who would still love you as a sheep. I had once seen this post (no idea where now) that described what the "would you still love me as a worm" question means metaphorically and it was so beautiful. Considering Gale will love Tav with the same devotion and enthusiasm if they turn into a mindflayer, I think it's safe to say he'd love Tav if they were a worm.. or a sheep.