This Bitch

this bitch

(not a request) here's my cat biting me

i’ve heard of it

bud bud when hes overstimulated: holy fuck you DARE touch my poor sad sensitive tummy?!🥺🥺🥺🥺im goong to EAT YOU🔥🔥🔥😡😡😡😡😡😡

sweet baby oli when hes overstimulated: oh um excuse me sir i must make haste i am a busy man and the train leaves in two minutes hence. tally ho!!!😇😇😇

she’s my savior guys😇😇😇😇😇

your blog is super cool!! can you make a cat stimboard pretty please🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🤫🧏‍♀️

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thank you!! you're so sweet ofc i can!! :D

if you want something different just let me know :) 🤍

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ah yes, my sweet baby boy greeting me as I come home after a long day at work at the taxes factory

hmmmmm why do I feel like I’m being watched though🤨🤨🤨🤨

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dude I was watching a netflix documentary about MURDER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪because it’s friday night and I want to unwind and a hitman in the documentary had this code name that he would use to cover his identity (it was freaking homedude or something which is kind of cringe but ok) and then later in the documentary they were naming all the suspects and the guys name is fucking

LENFORD

like seriously????? if your name is lenford you are just automatically an English professor at some prestigious university, not a freakass hitman

it caught me so off guard I just wanted to share my experience

(btw the documentary was what jennifer did if anyones interested and spoiler alert🚨🚨🚨she sure did do it😭😭)

your cats are so cute! what are their names?

omg thank you sm you are so swag🔥🔥🔥🔥

the handsome tux is sweet baby Oli (Oliver), and the silly gray one is baby Bud Bud (James)

they are bonded brothers and they are the manliest men to ever man💪💪💪