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Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat

Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you're fraught with bury you!

Cat 2: bro I ain't fuckin moving lol

She has a friend :)

I found her sparkly ball stash under a dresser and she proceeded to tear my house apart and scream at the top of her lungs about it

Artistic rendition 😌

Pondering their orbs

First date, took her out for dinner 😍

this is how it feels when the holiday music starts playing in November

Ophelia loves going on hikes with me especially in the fall when it’s a bit chilly out.

He has big news please listen.

I let my cat pick the movie tonight and she picked Killer Klowns from Outer Space go figure!

What's he mad about?

I need some positivity today! I think we all do ♡♡♡

Future looked into the void and the void looked back.

L O A F .

Bros having the best nap of his life

Look at this face....precious.

Beautiful girl ❤️😍

Look how fast she is

So cute!

Selfie 🤳😂

Matilda's first selfie.