Frank Softly And Lovingly Calling Kendallson Top 10I Wanna Kill Myself Moments From Me

Frank softly and lovingly calling Kendall “son” top 10 “I wanna kill myself moments” from me 

let’s be real when stewy asked what’s in it for him he just wanted a blowjob and kendall was like oh you’ll be helping your oldest pal a day after his dad died 

MANIFESTING Barbie Movie having a horrifying Truman Show-esque plot twist. I want this to be our generation’s The Planet Of The Apes’s Statue Of Liberty Moment. Give me a Matrix plot line

I want Barbie 2023 to be fun and glittery and silly and to give me nightmares

tomgreggies can we please talk about the significance of tom calling greg after logan dies. that is beyond forehead kiss, beyond nero and sporus, beyond any of the fucked up shit they have done in the past. tom being the one to call the siblings, staying strong over the phone, telling them the excruciating details of their father's heart fucking stopping, watching his mentor literally die in front of his eyes, and holding it together. and then he calls greg, and we watch him say "i'm not okay," watch him shed tears for the first time all episode. he can't do it with shiv---he could never do it with shiv. and greg doesn't need to know the bullshit about tom's "logistics" folder, about cyd. it's not why tom called. tom called because he loves him in his own insane batshit crazy fucked up way but he loves him, he loves him and there's no denying it now and oh my god season 4 is going to destroy me

he's middle aged he's divorced he's committed vehicular manslaughter he has a weird homoerotic relationship with his college best friend he can't be left alone next to large bodies of water he's blown into a million pieces he's all apart. i didn't say his name but he popped into your head didn't he

jonathan majors just got arrested for assaulting and strangling a woman and she has pictures and evidence and was hospitalized from what he did to her, and half of twitter is reacting with either "oh no but he's so sexy!!!!!! they need to clear this up because i want to fuck him!!!!!!" or "but what will m*rvel do about kang?????" celebrity culture needs to die NOW