DMQ AU:Josuke Sees Kira

DMQ AU:Josuke Sees Kira

Part 4 spoilers!!!

Okuyasu:But seriously Josuke,you should at least date on of the girls who crush on you!

Josuke:Okuyasu,I’m not going to do that.Having a girlfriend would distract me from my games!

Okuyasu:And what’s so important about those games you play that you can’t find love?

Josuke:You don’t understand Okuyasu it just-huh?

*he sees a familiar face in the distance drift away*

Okuyasu:Oi Josuke,what are you looking at?

Josuke:I think…I just saw Kira.

Okuyasu:No you didn’t,an ambulance killed him.Now hurry up,you’re being a slug right now!

Josuke:Okay OKAY!!!

Well,today was the day Love Live All Stars service was terminated

Honestly,I think this hurts more because I met some of my favourite people through this game and this game got me through so many things.

Thank you,Mynet

Farmer:Elliott!I hope you enjoy the pomegranates I gave you!Can I come to your house now :)

Elliott:Farmer,as much as I am honoured you would like to see my cabin,I only let my friends in.

Farmer:Whatever those pomegranates are rotten,your hair is ugly,your book is going to fail and you’ll be the only reader and I hope you cabin burns down.

The Jojo Villain House Book Club!

Every one in a while the villains have a book club,so let’s see what it’s about!

Dio:He doesn’t interact with anybody unless they say something he disagrees with.For example,he had a 3 hour argument with Valentine over a character’s looks.

Kars:He doesn’t go to the book club.He finds the books they choose…interesting.

Kira:He usually picks the books and runs it.He is also the one who has to stop the arguments from happening.

Diavolo:He reads fan fictions in the book club and does a graphic description of them.That’s why everybody chooses not to acknowledge him.

Doppio:He doesn’t read books,he’s just happy to be there.

Pucci:He recites the Bible and will occasionally read Philosophy books.

Valentine:He only reads books about America or things Dio wouldn’t like.

Diego:He eats the books.

This is a continuation to my popular sdv post

*At the Saloon*

Demetrius:Kent I seem to have found the source of your disappearing rubbish.

Kent:Well is it the farmer?

Demetrius:Correct.I could not figure out why they were looking in your bins,but they seem to have done it to every house in the valley.

Kent:Well,that’s a lot of recycling,haha!

*five minutes later*

Farmer wearing the garbage hat:What’s up my people!

Kent:…

Demetrius:You were saying about recycling?

DMQ AU:Jotaro’s Secrets

*PART 4/6 SPOILERS*

Btw this is the au where Kira is a hitman

*Kira walks into an alleyway to find his commissioner’s back turned*

Kira:I did it,I killed him and didn’t spare his family.You can pay me now or later,I just need the money when you can give i-

*A bag of coins is dropped onto the floor,some spilling out*

Kira:Thank you,but I have to ask.You have a family that love you,are you not scared they’ll find out you hired a ghost to kill a man and his whole family?

…

Jotaro:I do not need to be worried for something they will never find out about Kira.It’s like how you keep your information to yourself.

Kira:If you say so.

*Jotaro sighs,turning his back for the first time only to find the hitman has disappeared*