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Jodi:Sam,have you noticed the bin bags feel lighter now the farmers arrived?

Sam:Nah,I choose not to focus on bins and more on my music.

Jodi:Sure…Kent am I going crazy?

Kent:I doubt you are Jodi,the farmer has a recycling machine so I’m assuming they’re trying to make a difference in this world.

(Meanwhile what actually happens)

Farmer:I’ve checked every bin in this town…WHERE IS THE HAT!?!?!?!?

Demetrius:Hey Kent?Can I ask you something?

Kent:As long as it’s not about the war,I’ll bite.

Demetrius:How do I get closer to Sebastian?I feel as if day by day he hates me even more.

Kent:I’ve spoken to him before so I know what he wants from you.Come to my house at 5 and we can have a conversation.

Pierre:Oh can I come?Abigail’s being annoying recently,I think she should be more-

Kent:Pierre shut up and go help your shop before Morris takes over it.

This is a continuation to my popular sdv post

*At the Saloon*

Demetrius:Kent I seem to have found the source of your disappearing rubbish.

Kent:Well is it the farmer?

Demetrius:Correct.I could not figure out why they were looking in your bins,but they seem to have done it to every house in the valley.

Kent:Well,that’s a lot of recycling,haha!

*five minutes later*

Farmer wearing the garbage hat:What’s up my people!

Kent:…

Demetrius:You were saying about recycling?

The other day I saw the Kent portrait and I started thinking that there is NO WAY he bought something like this by himself you can NOT tell me Jodi hadn’t bought this for him as a gift he appreciates everything his wife buys for him

Kent appreciation post !