P Link!

p link!

this is sooo mafia!simon

https://x.com/NARCISSISTFEIN/status/1742263631318855957?s=20

oh my god

the way he's just got her over her lap? he'd so do this while trying to watch football after work or something i just know it. and the panties shoved in the mouth??? iconic.

... I NEEEEEED ITTTTT PEOPLE SEND REQS!

Boxer König.

That is all. 🧎‍♀️

i’ve literally had this exact thot before. literally imagine him all sweaty and wearing those shorts that insinuate the BULGE and cut off above the thigh 😫😫

he’d be a bare-knuckle fighter though for sure. or he’d just wear that bandaged padding around his fingers so he doesn’t break his hand on your face or something 🙂‍↕️

he’d be a heavy weight. the heaviest of the category too. he’s not the most agile but he packs a lethal punch so whatever.

he uses YOU to train. as in, bench presses you, bicep curls you, deadlifts you, does push ups with you on his back, etc.

and back home he sees how long he can fuck you for, and how many rounds he can go. (stamina training, duh).

i can’t stop picturing his sweat-damp chest and stomach, sweat DRIPPING from his armpit hair and drooling down the veins of his arms. he has to look somewhat presentable during matches so, he gets you to trim the hair on his front. it still catches most of the sweat though.

he’d bulk for each fight too. he skips the cutting stage and just BULKS THE FUCK OUT. the man is a tank, it’s no wonder all of his opponents lose by KO.

omg i could write about this for hours.

SEND ME SMUTTY BOXER!KÖNIG REQS I NEED HIM

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

Oh fuuucccckkkkk…………..

This is very much a porn link…………..

How would Loser!Konig react to finding a reader who is actually into the stuff he is. Like she gets over the kidnapping part because hey this dude is feeding every hyperfixation she has and it's awesome. Like gun talk gets her so interested, etc

Perfect wife alert!! Konig couldn't believe you were this cool at first...he never believed that he would meet anyone who shared similar interests with him - but here you are, his kidnapped beauty, sitting in the dusty basement and gushing about guns and anime and what is the best way to kill a dude with your bare hands...you may lack experience in a lot of hands-on stuff, but you definitely had too much of unrestricted internet access when you were a kid - because Konig fucking adores the way you are taking a genuine interest in his hobbies. You're literally into the kidnapping part because you like talking to him!! No one ever likes to talk to him except for his therapist because he is, quote, a "very interesting and very broken man," whatever this might mean. You are asking him questions about guns and you really enjoy listening to him...it might be the first time he ever got to talk to a girl about this stuff, so forgive him if he is a little too excited...he knows it might come off as kinda bashful, but he honestly wants to hear your opinion! After a few hours of a lecture, that is, and you would be reprimanded if you're asking of too much, by the way... But, all of those fancy and interesting talks kinda makes him horny afterward...so be ready to get thrown to your back as he pounds into your pussy and whispers even more about the recent mission he had. He bashed a guy's skull until it caved in with only the handle of his gun - and god, Konig can swear that your pussy got tighter when he mentioned that. You're a kinky and dirty little thing, so he wants to push you even further, get your boundaries across, and crush them until there is nothing left. In all seriousness, he really adores you - you literally his soulmate and he won't accept anyone but you now! Just...please, don't try to run away.

NOTHING WILL FIX HIM!! HE IS A WHOLE PARADE OF RED FLAGS!!!

DO I NEED TO LIST THEM OFF?!?!?!

RED IS MY FAVE COLOR!! HE WEARS THOSE RED FLAGS LIKE A SUIT THAT SHOWS OFF HIS MASSIVE AND SEXY BODY!! IF I CAN'T FIX HIM I CAN AT LEAST FUCK HIM GOOD AND LICK HIS HEAVY BALLS 💢⭕💢⭕💢⭕💢⭕