"Against The Kitchen Floor" By Will Wood Has Massive Nikto Vibes To Me

"Against the kitchen floor" by Will Wood has massive Nikto vibes to me

It's just him, yk

Or perhaps I woobify him, but he deserves it

"But I can't pin down what normal people want from foreign objects/Bottom shelf erotic products like me"

"So, I could hold your hand, but keep you at arm's length"

"I only gave you my body/Honestly thought nobody'd want it, let alone notice it's gone"

"I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet"

"The vertex of my redemption arc/The searching on that virgin heart/I'm catatonic in your arms/Crying, "How did I cause so much harm?""

"I've lived more lives than enough, I haven't died quite as much"

"But hide my knives before you go/I'll either live or die alone"

"I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all/But someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all"

This. This. This. This! THIS!!!

ANON I LOVE YOU MUAHM UAH MAUH MUAHAUAHAH 💋💋❤️❤️💋💋❤️💋

The ending makes me think that the entire song was a confession, but one of his alters — or several — take over to protect Nikto; because, while he has given you his body, giving you his heart is a lot more.

Physical vulnerability is nothing (not anymore) after his torture. His body became a vessel which he just so happens to be in, and injuries can heal, can be covered up, and can be forgotten on purpose, and refuse to be acknowledge them. He's given you what's left of his body, and that's not scary.

Emotional vulnerability? Terrifying. Since, he knows (to some extent) that he isn't well, and he's self-aware in his rare cases of enlightenment and realisation when the cacophnous voices still and that you should fucking run for the hills. He wants to love you, but he shouldn't, because he knows that he could never love you the way one ought to, and treat you like one should.

But you still love him, even if he's detrimental to his own health and yours.

I doubt he could ever be "perfect" — no one is the epitome of perfection. Everyone has flaws — and some are flawed (Nikto). And he may not even find redemption. Salvation, though? That's possible.

Nikto with a flower he clearly ripped out from someones garden: 🌷 Take it.

S/O, flustered: I'll bury you in a shallow grave.

Nikto: Shallow? Don't be stupid, you'll get caught.

Nikto: Six feet at least, vertically.

S/O: Or maybe I'll just find a hungry boar.

Nikto: Scariest guy alive

Me: I will call you... kultalintuseni (my golden bird)

I will give him sooo many cute nicknames and because he can't speak Finnish he has no idea what I'm saying 🩷

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He may be the scariest man alive who has committed countless atrocities against/upon people + various war crimes and is a violent terrorist who kills people for a living and is known to be severely mentally ill...

...but he will always be my cutie patootie pookie schnookie cookie wookie bear... 🥺🫶... 🐻🍪🤎

Need him to breed me w his babies.....👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨,, COUGH wait whqt who saidyhat

ALSO I LOVE FINNISH FOR THAT WORD WHAT 🥺🥺🥺 THAT'S SO SO SO CUTE 🥹🥹💘💘!!!

Imo Nikto would hate Hate HATE nicknames. Hearing his teammates use them around each other grates on him; thankfully, he doesn't hear any of those directed at him. Not anymore. Not after what happened to the last guy who did 💀...

...but hearing terms of endearment from you? Those... aren't so bad. They're bearable.

(He loves them, because they come from you.)

Imagine taking Nikto's cigarette from his deformed lips to snatch a kiss from him before poking his cigarette back in between his mouth.

Like, he's just sitting alone with the bottom half of his mask clipped up so he can take in his daily dose of nicotine, malnourished lips making him unable to have the best suction so the cigarette burns before he's even done with it.

But when you managed to sneak up on him smoking away on cheap cigarettes, you couldn't help your greedy fingers as you creeped up and snatched it. Nikto was damn about ready to jump you, but seeing that it was only you, his beloved friend and coworker, he could let it slide. Just this once, he tried to convince himself.

But it became routinely. He'd pull out a cigarette and light it for himself before handing it to you for you to take a drag. While tobacco wasn't exactly a favourite of yours, you only took a drag simply because Nikto had put his mouth on it before you.

An indirect kiss, perhaps?

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