Imagine Nikto's Crush Accidentally Calls Him By Some Cutesy Nickname While They're At A Military Base

Imagine Nikto's crush accidentally calls him by some cutesy nickname while they're at a military base but no one expects the following

Y/N: Nikto, dear, could you help me get that down? It's a bit heavy and I-

At this point, everyone who heard it is frozen, they remember what happened to the guy who called Nikto by something other than his call sign, and now they've gone and called him dear

Nikto: Stop yammering, I'll help.

Y/N: Oh, thank you hon

They did it again, arguably worse this time

Once the time is down, Nikto took it down by himself, of course, he just leans into their ear and says something

And they just smile and whisper something back with a small nod

They thought Nikto would at the very least threaten them but no

Nikto: Don't call me that again in public

Y/N: Oh, okay 🩷 sorry about that

THIS IS SO CUTE 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹💖💖✨✨✨💞💞💖💞💞💖💖✨

GUYS PLS RESD THIS^^^^^,, ANON IS DOING GOD'S WORK RIGHT HERE PLSOSLSLS THIS IS SO SO SO SWEET 😭😭😭😭💓💓💓💓💓💓

Phew... answered some asks !!! The ones remaining are ones which I will write full headcanons for <3

Sorry for taking a while !!! Sometime this week I'll post the remainder ^^ (probs in bulk just so i can get both done !)

Ty for your patience 💖✨

Heheheh

How you look vs how you end up in every group photo

Nikto: Scariest guy alive

Me: I will call you... kultalintuseni (my golden bird)

I will give him sooo many cute nicknames and because he can't speak Finnish he has no idea what I'm saying 🩷

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He may be the scariest man alive who has committed countless atrocities against/upon people + various war crimes and is a violent terrorist who kills people for a living and is known to be severely mentally ill...

...but he will always be my cutie patootie pookie schnookie cookie wookie bear... 🥺🫶... 🐻🍪🤎

Need him to breed me w his babies.....👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨,, COUGH wait whqt who saidyhat

ALSO I LOVE FINNISH FOR THAT WORD WHAT 🥺🥺🥺 THAT'S SO SO SO CUTE 🥹🥹💘💘!!!

Imo Nikto would hate Hate HATE nicknames. Hearing his teammates use them around each other grates on him; thankfully, he doesn't hear any of those directed at him. Not anymore. Not after what happened to the last guy who did 💀...

...but hearing terms of endearment from you? Those... aren't so bad. They're bearable.

(He loves them, because they come from you.)

Imagine taking Nikto's cigarette from his deformed lips to snatch a kiss from him before poking his cigarette back in between his mouth.

Like, he's just sitting alone with the bottom half of his mask clipped up so he can take in his daily dose of nicotine, malnourished lips making him unable to have the best suction so the cigarette burns before he's even done with it.

But when you managed to sneak up on him smoking away on cheap cigarettes, you couldn't help your greedy fingers as you creeped up and snatched it. Nikto was damn about ready to jump you, but seeing that it was only you, his beloved friend and coworker, he could let it slide. Just this once, he tried to convince himself.

But it became routinely. He'd pull out a cigarette and light it for himself before handing it to you for you to take a drag. While tobacco wasn't exactly a favourite of yours, you only took a drag simply because Nikto had put his mouth on it before you.

An indirect kiss, perhaps?

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