Yuu: What Do You Call A Cow That's Sick?

Yuu: What do you call a cow that's sick?

Riddle: What?

Yuu: *snickering* Cow-VID *wheezes*

Riddle: I'm done, I am a done with you and your shitty humour, Yuu!

Yuu: Come on, that's actually really funny! *still wheezing*

Riddle: No, it’s not! *insert angry Riddle face*

Happy birthday, Malleus Draconia! <3

"Happy Birthday Tsunataro, may you have a beautiful birthday!" Yuu said happily as they handed their gift to the dragon-fae, who smiled at his Child of Man.

His smile was everything Yuu ever wanted to see. He deserved this moment and the love behind the gift, after all loneliness is something no one should ever face, and Yuu wanted to make sure that their Tsunataro won't experience that ever again.

His lips curled up in a soft smile as he spoke "Thank you, Child of Man." With one hand he held the gift and the other moved to lift up Yuu's head as he leaned in and softly kissed their forehead. The (s/c) skinned human blushed at the gesture but flashed a smile to the fae prince.

"You're welcome, Tsunataro."

THERE HDHD SOME MALLEUS CONTENT-

Sjjsn Welp--

Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Noé Archiviste (Vanitas no Carte)

Beidou (Genshin Impact)

Uhh-- you guys put a lot of men so I had to put my beloved Beidou dnjzns--

I don't have a lot of people sooo-

@aphmaulover94 @lunii-luu @tazzyboo-deactivated20221020 @rjschocolate @morningsstaravatar

❦ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖, 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤! ❦

Alright, Travelers! I’ve decided to start a tag challenge! Yay! For this challenge we need to:

Name 3 Characters from 3 fandoms (name the fandoms) you simp for and tag 10 people!

Simple right? Okay, I’ll go first! (Oh dear…)

Silver (Twisted Wonderland)

Mayoi Ayase (Ensemble Stars)

Childe (Genshin Impact)

I shall tag… @achy-boo @adrianasunderworld @honey-milk-depresso @cupids-chamber @riddle-simp @yume-fanfare @thesunshineriptide @yulin-pop @twstrhythm @natewriteslol

Have fun ye simps! - Windblume ♡︎

Ohhhh! THE SPIDER-MAN MEME ZJDND!

While Willam may seem like the type that doesn't want to get close to people, more like manipulate them and yeah, especially since I think of him as an military captain, especially since he always was the one with brains and brawn, but he, at times, wishes a genuine bond, especially since I may or may not planned for him to have fallen in love with Yuu's ancestor.

Yeah, blame that part on obey me-- Lilith and Solomon theory--

Also the funny fact is that I call William "Old geezer" or "Willy" "Old Hag" and the famous nickname I have for him is "Willy Wonka" djdjs

I did think of William, as at least some type of immortal human, but I am not sure how to categorise him.

William doesn't mind on how he is called by people, but he absolutely hated being called 'Captain Dalzell' as it reminds him of his failure and the part of his life that he wants to forget.

Since he met Yuu's ancestor, he started to think of people as people, not some tools, he genuinely wants to have a bond with someone.

William would definitely enjoy Eden's presence and he would genuinely want the best of Eden, as Eden is your Yuu, and because I absolutely adore Eden sjsj. William may have some moments when he falls back on his old personality and habits, but he quickly snaps out of it, as he made a promise to Yuu's ancestor.

And I am still not sure about William's age, yes I made him old, but I am not sure how old I want him to be.

Sometimes when I am bored I think of William as Venti from Genshin and Blitzo from Helluva Boss and out beloved Undertaker just cuz ✨️I like their vibes and I need kind of crack✨️ and Undertaker + Venti were also a little bit of inspiration for him!

[My Hu Tao + Venti + Ei Kinning ass be like: Yes, I like this *makes William an oc*]

In general, I want their dynamic to more of family like, but also William is a character that I love a lot and he is one of the characters I had a dream about and made into a real oc.

I'm ranting aren't I? Jdjd well hope this gives an understanding to him??

I wonder, if my oc, William, would meet Eden, how would that go? Especially since both are kinda inspired by Chernabog-

OOOOOHHH that would be interesting!! William is so cool btw!!

I mean- funny answer: Spider-Man pointing meme asshjgks but for real ooogh I feel like they could have some interesting interactions since they’re both kind of mysterious but in very different ways,,,

I find the relationship William has to Yuu super interesting and can totally imagine it with Eden (since he’s my version of Yuu) I’m excited to see what you do with your fanfic idea for William!

It might depend on how William chooses to behave towards Eden. He seems very cool and imposing- but unless he gets super aggressive or standoffish that won’t bother Eden ‘beast tamer’ Grey much. We are talking about a person (fresh from another dimension) who had no problem scruffing a fire breathing cat monster, sharing a dorm with ghosts, or befriending the ominous horned dragon man lurking around the Ramshackle grounds at night!

I like to imagine Eden as having a curious ‘charm’ affect on others, especially monsters and other supernatural beings as a nod to Chernabog’s ability to seemingly summon ghosts and demons etc. So there’s the possibility William might find him similarly soothing to be around (depending on if you think his charm would affect William or not of course!)

It seems like William is very good at getting people to trust him if he wants to and he certainly would have no trouble with Eden. Seven help William if he decides to be openly friendly or supportive towards Eden (congratulations, William, you are now an adoptive big brother figure! Have fun with your new magicless sidekick and their talking cat :3 )

Once you’ve befriended Eden there’s no shaking them, outside of actively choosing to hurt or betray him (even then maybe not, he forgives a bit too easily) and while he can’t do much to retaliate against being wronged, his distress might summon a very displeased dragon prince…

Obviously William is the much cooler and more powerful Chernabog figure and kinda makes Eden look like a disappointing descendant- like a tiger shaking his head while he watches a domesticated cat run around askgjks,,,

I totally think Eden would love William and find himself drawn to him the same way he is with Malleus and Lillia. Eden has a thing for anything old, spooky, and eccentric!

Also Eden would absolutely affectionately shorten his name to ‘Will’ unless William voiced a strong dislike for it. I can also picture William calling Eden ‘lil devil’ like Lillia dose for some reason, just vibes I guess <3

[as for my dorm leader au Eden,,, he would avoid William at all costs. He's only a house warden by technicality and is trying not to draw any attention to himself his first year on NRC’s infamous campus- especially when it comes to powerful seeming guys like William! But they would probably bond over both having a soft spot for Yuu and become cordial at the very least.

ACTUALLY with William in that au I could see him being the Chernabog dorm leader and maybe Eden as his new vice warden!! Maybe I should draw William in the Chernabog dorm uniform when I finish designing it! :3 ]

Anyway asdjghks this was a lot but this ask made my day!!! Also William is officially one of my blorbos and will be rotting my brain from now on,,, <3

Oh? Well then, let's be friends @tazzyboo I hope we could get along :D

If I was in Twisted (not William! Does this mean I'm making my own Yuu??)

- About the characters and my opinion on them, this would affect my way of interacting with them.

Heartslabyul! Ft. Grim, Crowley and Crewel

- About Dire Crowley :

• I would either kick him in the balls or try to steal his credit card

• I have mixed feelings about him

• Like I find him very amusing and he makes me laugh but I also dislike him so kinda Crowley slender but with kind of affection since he is still our deadbeat crow father

• I may be genderfluid but my body is of a girl so if he doesn't fucking provide me fucking protection against boys or even the essential needs as a girl, I'm telling Crewel and probably make him have a bad reputation to Ambrose

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- About Grim :

• I love cats, so- he would have a higher chance of getting the spot of being my favourite

• But most of the time he annoys me but I still love him

• I don't care, I'm adopting him even if I don't know how to cook (I seriously do not know how to cook but I do know how to make simple things that don't require much)

• I'm either going to be mean and cold to him or shower him with love and affection and be warm and kind depending on how he treats me or just on my mood

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- About Ace Trappola:

• Motherfucker reminds me of Childe/Tartaglia (I don't know if it's from his looks or personality-)

• This idiot has a special place in my heart so there's the biggest chance I'll probably bust his ego knowing that I'll be kind and affectionate with him (most of the time people would tell me I'm kind when I don't do literally anything to them-)

• Ace, sweetheart, stop making me lose more braincells- wait- I probably didn't have them in the first place (like academically, I'm average and good but otherwise? Nah- I'm practically sharing the same braincell as Ace and Deuce)

• He is probably taller than me- I'm literally 1,56 /5'1 -- SO CUDDLE ME AS THE BIG SPOON-

• I don't really trust man but I'd wholeheartedly trust the main cast of Twisted Wonderland

• Would definitely tease me and get me a flustered and annoyed mess but eh-

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- About Deuce Spade :

• HE HAS MY HEART TOO-

• I'll probably smitten him with love and affection and try not to be mean to him but I'd definitely be kind of sarcastic or annoyed (just a tiny bit)

• This ex-but-pure-delinquent would definitely drink respect woman juice, so I don't worry much about him, like have you see how fondly and repectfully he talks about his mother??

• He may be a dumbass but he is my (and other Yuus) dumbass

• Deuce, darling, would probably help me with my fucking social interactions?? I'm kinda like Idia (and Leviathan-) but can still hold a small conversation with people I don't know

• Hope he doesn't mind me practically talking his ears off since when I get to know someone or just someone that I'm fond of, I can get a little more talkative and enthusiastic but still kinda closed off-

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- About Divius Crewel:

• Father figure

• I'm probably asking him for tips on fashion

• Definitely talking shit about students/Crowley with each other

• I'm feeling the most comfortable with him (along with Train since he also has two daughters) when it comes to that time of the month

• Fun fact: I'm curious about alchemy but I'll probably fail at it, so I'm not sure how would he react at that

• I don't know what to say anymore-

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- About Cater Diamond:

• As much as I love him, he, Ace and Deuce probably have the most energy and my introverted self thinks there are too many social butterflies around me

• But, I would definitely also have him with me when it comes to fashion and girl problems since he also has two sisters (and he would probably know about it??)

• This boy would definitely try to get me have much more confidence

• Like hello?? This is Cater we are talking about-

• Boy- don't you dare post my art without my permission or even my poems- (and I'll probably never show you guys my poems either- I just make them for fun and these are not good-)

• He probably has warm hugs- I dunno but I'd hug him a lot if I could

• Sir, it is illegal to be this pretty are you are

• I'll definitely let him vent about his sisters or his emotions in general

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- About Trey Clover:

• HOUSE HUSBAND MATERIAL- I'M TELLING YOU, HOUSE HUSBAND MATERIAL

• You -- Trey Clover -- let me have your hand in marriage

• Either that or let me be your younger sister- I'm done with my annoying and bossy siblings-

• I bet on Grim that whenever he makes sweets, I'll ask him to let me taste (I have a sweet tooth)

• Sir, you have my heart too- like- how can he be this caring, kind, pretty, good at baking, and be every grandson-in-law any grandma would like to have??

• This vice-housewarden has made me feel safe and he gives me green flags vibes- Well he is the brotherly figure to Heartslabyul-

• Can you teach me how to bake??

• I would definitely seek his validation and approval in my poems and art, along with grades-

• he wouldn't mind me hanging in the kitchen with him as he bakes while I either help him or I watch anime/read manga or while I'm drawing with music in the background

• Probably calms me down after a fit of rage that was caused by Ace and me ending up throwing a chair or pencil at Ace

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- About Riddle Rosehearts:

• While he looks cute and stuff, I wouldn’t get along with him before his overblot or even after it (well for a short while)

• though, I do like him but he would either dislike me or hate me or a small (even if I wish he would like me-) chance that he would like me

• Definitely would tease and mock him for fun but if he's do that to me I'd probably fight him in a fit of rage or just have a few tears while I scream at him

• I find him adorable and amusing when he gets mad but I'd rather my head on my shoulders so I wouldn't tease him or mock him too much

• Though, I would be kind to him and if he wishes I would be affectionate with him too, while I know he deserves love and stuff, I want him to let me in first since he quite different from the other Heartslabyul student

• Since he probably reads a lot, I may ask him for tips in class and for my poems

• I would prepare some tea and buy some snacks for us to eat and drink while we hang out (this would either happen in a comfortable silence [after I can get along with him] or I would animatedly talk about the things that interests me or things that interests him or we are just talking about school work and stuff)

Eden Grey

Oc belongs to @darknetneopets THANKS FOR LETTING ME DRAW HIMMMMM HE WAS SO FUN TO DRAW! I tried to shade the same way you did since it fit him much better than mine jdjd but I also added some of my own shading style to it! I struggled so much with the hands-- and I don't like how they turned out but ehh