HOW ????? - Tumblr Posts

Things my Roomba has knocked over, an incomplete list:

A rug

A poster frame

A folding chair

His own dock

The whole ass shower curtain rod????

I've always wondered how text post were born, do you just post a weird thought and people comment their weird thought? I need to know!!!

jonah if he moved to france, working in a specific bistro .. i think the time gaps would work wait im too lazy to check the years WHATEVR I DONT CARE JKDJI@)

her eyes 🥺🥺🥺

THERE WAS A SECOND PART TO THE MATING RITUAL SCENE WITH GREAT HAWK????

Looking for the answers!

Y'all ever look at your dogs and think

'How the hell is that a comfortable position???'

why the actual h*ck do I see more tumblr memes on pinterest than on LITERAL TUMBLR?!

GUYS. MOOSEN.

Moosen. Is that the plural of moose? Whatever.

Moosen are FREAKY. Like, 7 feet tall, huge horns, CARniVOReS?! WhAT?

When you see an elk and you go: Oh, a large deer! That’s an elk. But when you see an elk and go: DEAR LORD, IT’S AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, that is a fear-instilling, utterly terrifying MOOSE.

It looks like an orc should be riding to battle on them. “Ride, Bullwinkle, ride! Lead me to GloRiouS victory!”

What the heck. You can’t tell me there’s not a God, ‘cause nothing else is creative and crafty enough to keep these things alive for this long.

A visual representation of how I feel everytime my art is shown even the slightest attention:

How

....I just no hit annihilate. And got the slow poke tag on it.

I do not know how the fuck I did that

I was internally screaming the entire time.

Funniest part? I have to play that level muted. I can't handle the music and the level visuals cause sys bs.

So just....huh???

(Fun fact. I've beaten the entity of story mode muted before)

Update:I just went and tried to play challenge mode again. Guess what boss what chosen again. Fml.

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly

For a white guy

I AM SORRY BUT ROLLO IS VOICED BY HIROSHI KAMIYA?!

THIS MAN IS VOICE BY THE SAME VA THAT VOICED THIS MAN??

AHHHHHHHHH

some lovingly rendered eyeballs

my high school self would be proud

Me when something I rarely post gets more attention than what I normally post (I’m looking at bugsnax):

1st episode of Steven Universe: Steven thinks his magic comes from ice cream

1st episode of gravity falls: silly mystery where gnomes disguise themselves to get a queen

1st episode of star vs the forces of evil: Happy and upbeat magical girl show. Cute and lighthearted.

All shows now: BITCH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE FUN HERES SOME MORE FEELS AND SHIT SUFFER PEASANTS SUFFFFEEEEEERRRRR