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Sometimes, I relate a little to much to my father… ehe 😅

Bruce Wayne: *in the checkout line because Alfred forced him to go to the store to be seen in public for once and has literally only grabbed a bag of shredded cheese and a juice*

Cashier: Next please, hello Bruce how are you today?

Bruce: *staring intently at a pack of gum to avoid eye contact while he puts his items on the counter* im fantastic thanks

Cashier: That’ll be 6.84. Got yourself a snack, honey?

Bruce: *vibrating as he hands her 7 ones* yes here you go

Cashier: *hands him change*

Bruce: *drops the change on the counter, is visibly mortified and about to astral project*

Cashier: Oh sorry, my fault!

Bruce: *moments from collapse* noitwasminekeepthechange *speed walks out of the store gripping the bag of cheese so hard it almost pops*

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Alfred: *returns home to see Bruce in the fetal position on the couch with an empty bag of shredded cheese* “And how was the trip to the store, Master Bruce?”

Bruce: dontlookatme

This is my favorite thing on this app right now. My poor father is being called out 😭✋

[ID: A series of fake tweets set in the universe of The Batman (2022), from the perspective of Gotham’s citizens. They read as follows:

Cedric C. (@/cedricccc): Ever since the flood last year, I’ve seen a few weird fringe theories about who the Batman is, but the craziest shit I’ve ever heard are the folks who think Bruce Wayne is the Bat. My man looks one dropped ice cream away from a mental breakdown.

Penny E. Larson (@/penny4urthots): i went to high school with bruce wayne at gotham academy. we got partnered together to dissect a frog and he started crying when he saw it. i had to do all the cutting. This man is #notthebat and we also need to protect him at all costs

R. Wilson (@/gothamtoaustin): I used to work for Wayne Ent. before I moved to TX. One day Wayne had to give my department a presentation and he was so awkward it hurt to watch. He dropped all his index cards, mumbled the whole time, zero eye contact. There’s no way. #notthebat

Javier Perez (@/itsjaviiiii): Bruce Wayne came into the 7-11 I used to work at, got an icee, realized he forgot his wallet as i was checking him out, then put the icee down and speed-walked away before i could get a word in edgewise. i would have given it to him for free. anyway yeah #notthebat

Alice Li (@/aliceingotham): Bruce is a regular at my grandparents’ restaurant. He gets take out a few times a month. I can’t tell you how incredibly soft-spoken this man is. My grandma always tries to take care of him but he shrinks away. Can confirm he is definitely #notthebat

Noah Crocker (@/gothamisnumba1): This poor bastard. Leave him alone. I was at that library charity thing last month and I saw him honest-to-God hiding behind a curtain. I went over to ask if everything was ok but a GCPD guy got to him first and pulled him out of the room. Cut him some slack guys. #notthebat

Libby H. Lewis (@/gothamlibby): Gotham, come on now. We can at least protect our boy Bruce Wayne from this nonsense. Are we all forgetting that time when he “ran away” as a teen and was found crying in a port-a-potty at an AFI concert? It was in the news for months. Leave him alone. #notthebat /End ID]

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Heterosexuality

I-

Well-

Alright-

Me:

Of course it is. People put time and effort into creating a work so that others can enjoy it. If a 2nd graders writing assignment is considered “writing” (even if it is not good in some people’s eyes) it is still a form of writing.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

I needed to put this somewhere so I could find it easily 😅

Jay Halstead Masterlist

* = smut

(list got too long so it’s now under a cut!)

Keep reading

MY BABY

They love their baby brother :)

@elemental-of-magic

here's your reminder that in day of the departed when pythor tells Lloyd he's "giving him a one way ticket to join his daddy," Lloyd's response is "thanks but I don't really feel like going on vacation"

he referred to being killed as a vacation

lloyd pls get therapy

I AM QUITE LITERALLY DYING I NEVER NOTICED THIS 😂😭

I can’t believe, on top of everything else, his own crutch falls and hits him…

"ADHD. Tourette’s. Sensory Issues. Anxiety.

Long ago, the four mental issues lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Sensory Issues attacked.

Only the Avatar, master of all four issues, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Anxiety master named Ares. And although his anxiety calming skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.

But I believe Ares can save the world.

This is now my official opening

Burning Sage.

Reblog in 5 seconds to cleanse that negativity holding onto you.

I’m way to invested in WAY to many fandoms and I will post about most of them.

Be prepared for craziness (mainly about me ranting about shifting and headcanons)

Played this for the first time… I almost broke the controller 6 different times.

Scariest Part of this game:

Map bots

I SPENT ONE HOUR TRYING TO DO THIS STUPID SECURITY ROOM WHERE ITS LIKE THE ORIGINALS AND IT WAS SO FREAKIN LAGGY MAN.

Reblog if you would gladly slap a bratty child

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

This is for my children you prick

reblog to beat the joker to death

英傑リンク

Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

I’m still working on blush meters for the other ninja, I swear 🚶‍♀️

Challenge: Write a spooky short story involving characters from ninjago

Bonus: Make it a two sentence spooky story

endings.

Whumptober Day 27

Theme: "I'm Fine, I Prom-" (passing out, vertigo, collapse)

Word Count: 674

Whumpee: Lloyd

Timeline: After episode 54 (Curseworld, Part 2)

Trigger Warnings: Fainting

Summary: The Preeminent is dead. Ninjago is safe. The battle is finally over, Morro will never be able to hurt Lloyd again.

And Lloyd is more tired than he’s ever been in his life.

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Read on Ao3

Tumblr work under the cut

Lloyd had known exhaustion.

After the Final Battle, or when the Overlord was draining him of his golden power, or after he was forced to fight Chen with his staff of elements- not to mention all the long, sleepless nights of nightmares resulting from all those events. Every time, he felt like a heavy weight had been draped over his shoulders, a tremor in his hands, an ache in his muscles.

But none of those had been like this.

Lloyd shuffled alongside his family as they headed back towards the Bounty, barely mustering the strength to put one foot in front of the other. He was shivering violently, and was currently experiencing about the worst headache he had ever had in his life.

Kai had his arm wrapped around Lloyd’s shoulders, supporting him. He could hear the fire ninja talking, probably to him- but Lloyd wasn’t processing any of it. All his strength was going into stilling his trembling legs enough so that he could walk without them collapsing beneath him.

One step. One step at a time.

He had thought that it couldn’t have gotten any worse than when he had been dragged out of the river by Kai. He had been foolish enough to believe that was the end of it, that things could only get better from there. And while he had gotten back to the Bounty and had gotten treatment that felt like a luxury after Morro- his wounds had been cleaned and wrapped, he had been put into soft, dry clothes, had gotten plenty to drink and the first warm meal and full night’s sleep he had gotten in nearly two months, it had been less than forty-eight hours before he had been thrown into the fray again, to stop Morro once and for all.

In his teammates’ defense, they had protested violently to letting him go, and even then the plan had been to get him in, have him destroy the Realm Crystal, and get out, no conflicts involved, but it shouldn’t have surprised Lloyd that it didn’t work out that way. Not only had he been forced to go head to head with the person who had haunted him for the previous weeks- the sense of terror that had gripped him had been even stronger than when Morro had first possessed him- but he had to climb a building using airjitzu for the first time and avoiding Morro’s wind power, only to be strangled by the Preeminent and tossed through the realms.

Looking back, Lloyd had no idea how he had done all of it.

Now, emerging from the battle, victorious but with even more fresh wounds on top of his still healing ones, and enough stress and weariness to last him a lifetime, Lloyd wanted nothing more than for this to be all over.

Finally, they boarded the Bounty, and Kai’s warm support left his side as he ran over to hug Nya. The sudden offset of balance made Lloyd fumble slightly, and he stopped, trying to steady himself. But the world was spinning around him, nausea churning in his stomach.

Breathe, Lloyd, breathe. It’s just a little dizziness-

Metal fingers ghosted his arm. “Lloyd? Are you alright?”

Lloyd brushed him off, trying to take a step forward. “I’m fine, I prom-”

It was the wrong move. Lloyd’s knees buckled, and his hand shot out, desperately grasping at Zane’s shoulder, but he wasn’t fast enough. Alarmed shouts filled the air, and about three different hands grabbed him before his head could smack against the floor, lowering him down more gently.

Lloyd fought for consciousness, blackness swamping the edges of his vision, only faintly aware of the others crouched over him, crying his name-

“It’s okay, Lloyd.” Zane’s calm tones cut through the panicked clamor of the others. “Don’t move. We’re going to take care of you.”

The last thing he remembered before passing out was Kai’s warm hands on his shoulders, the soft voice in his ear.

“You’ve been so strong, bud. You can rest now.”

My babes ✊💚💜 I KNOW I DRAW LLOYUNA TOO OFTEN I’M SORRY

I’m still very proud of this one though because I drew it on my phone?? The tears that went into that shading oh boy :’D