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Helloo I'm here to suggest another snippet :) basically hero (or villain, both dynamics would work I think) is very flirty and they keep teasing villain (or hero). The other is the "secluded lonely no-emotions" type, so they pretend to be unaffected, but then they fucking snap and shove hero (or villain) against a wall

The villain was prettier than the hero had expected. A sharp jawline, dark hair, piercing eyes — the hero was surprised the villain wasn’t in a relationship.

And then they remembered that they were murdering people on a daily basis. Maybe that was the reason for the absence of lovers.

The hero didn’t know why but somehow the blood on their cheeks made the villain even hotter. They knew they weren’t supposed to think of them that way. But they also couldn’t push their feelings down. Unlike the villain.

“Any last words?” the villain asked eventually, reloading their forty-five. They were panting, god, the villain was panting. The hero was about to die and this was all they could think about. The villain cocked their head. “Hm?”

“You’re hot.” The villain hesitated, their eyes narrowed.

“What?”

“I didn’t expect you to be this hot when I punched that mask off your face. You’re fucking hot,” the hero had to confess.

The villain didn’t move. They didn’t shoot. They just stared.

“Is this your pathetic attempt at saving yourself?”

“No. If this is the last thing I’ll ever say, then I’ll have to tell you this. You’re just hot. Like, I’m being genuine. And you’re single?!” The villain had mentioned something like that months ago. I don’t do relationships, they’d said. So stop looking at me like that.

“Yes, I am,” they hissed. “Haven’t found the right one.”

“That’s not what you said four months ago,” the hero said. They felt how their body was drenched in affection. They didn’t know what came over them but they had the sudden desire to make the villain beg and whimper in all the fantastic ways. They’d been feeling little doses of this for the past months. But this was really punching them. “I think we fit.”

The villain lowered the gun, looking at the hero with the most painful indifference anyone in history could ever come up with.

“You’d be humouring me if you weren’t that annoying,” the villain admitted. “What a shame you have to die, though.”

“Die between your thighs, yeah. I would love that,” the hero mumbled. The fight had exhausted them. Being under constant pressure to help everyone in the city was slowly getting to them. The villain though, was free. They could do whatever they wanted.

Sometimes the hero envied them because of that.

“I should just put a bullet in your brain,” the villain said. They still showed no emotion.

“How about you put something else into me?” the hero asked, smiling. They were sure this was gonna get them killed. But hell, it was so much fun. They just wanted one reaction and they had the sweet suspicion they were getting somewhere.

Plus, they could finally tell their crush how they really felt.

“How about you shut the fuck up?” The villain pointed the gun back at the hero. They were definitely pissed.

“No, you’d love my moans.”

The hero saw in the split of a second how the villain’s eyes changed to something vicious. They were angry. They were dangerous. Maybe that was why they suddenly pushed the hero against the wall, their hand around the hero’s throat.

“Listen here, you little shit,” the villain whispered, dangerously quiet. “Don’t flirt with me. Don’t tempt me. You’re easy on the eyes.”

“What…?” The hero had a lump in their throat.

“You’ve been bold for the last few months. No one has ever been that persistent. You’re annoying me, sure. But I actually like you.” The hero’s eyes widened as their enemy continued. “But let’s be honest. You don’t have the guts to keep up with all the flirting. You’d fold underneath me. You’d beg. You’d moan. I would want you like that if we could go back to being enemies and forget about it after one night. So, don’t tempt me.”

The hero waited for a beat.

“Why’d you suggest that?” The villain’s eyes dropped to the villain’s lips.

“I’m tired of pretending I don’t feel anything. It helps when you want to keep secrets. But you already know my biggest secret. I need to think about something else for once.”

“So, today’s not my death day?” the hero asked, laughing humourlessly.

“Depends on how good you’re in bed.”

The hero hadn’t to be much concerned, then.

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So there's a take that crops up every so often in the Breath of the Wild fandom, and it goes something like this:

Windblight Ganon is such a piece of cake! If Revali were as talented as he claimed to be, he wouldn't have been defeated by it, so clearly he's just an arrogant blowhard.

I disagree. Because while Windblight might have been relatively easy for the player to defeat, circumstances conspired against Revali in every possible way.

Strike 1: The Blight Ganons were tailor-made to defeat the Champions

While it's not stated outright, the Blights seem to be custom-made to put their respective opponents at the worst possible disadvantage. So while Link can avoid the whirlwinds on the ground, they would be very disruptive to Revali's Gale (something he's only been able to do consistently for a short while). Arrows, too, can easily get blown off course by the wind even when using a heavy bow (so can a Rito, who is presumably lighter than a Hylian).

If, on top of that, it was raining (implied by memories #16 and #17), then Revali's favoured bomb arrows would have been useless. Not a great recipe for a fight.

Strike 2: Rito don't see well in the dark

Botw is a game that doesn't tell you a lot upfront, but you can find a wealth of information in every little corner. Case in point, in Gerudo Town there's a Rito named Frita. And she has a very interesting tidbit to share if you talk to her at night.

[Image ID: A Rito named Frita in Gerudo Town says: "Us Rito... We haven't got the best night vision, to be honest."]

When the Calamity emerged, an unnatural darkness blanketed the land. A darkness that persists from its appearance all the way through Link and Zelda fleeing and their final stand at Fort Hateno, up until Zelda temporarily sealed the Calamity (memories #15, #16 and #17).

That’s without even mentioning the laser show Windblight Ganon puts on. Ever encountered a car with LED lights on a dark road? Now imagine how Revali felt.

Strike 3: Revali had to fly non-stop for hours to get to Medoh

After sinking some hours into playing botw, you probably get used to warping all across the map via the shrines. Going from Lurelin to Rito Village is a matter of seconds. And if the Sheikah had been able to unlock the Sheikah Slate fully in the past, that would have been a massive boon to the war effort.

Unfortunately, they didn't. Which means that, when Calamity Ganon emerged, all the Champions had to take the long road to their Divine Beasts.

Now what does that mean for Revali? We can hazard a pretty good guess, but we don't have to, because the art book tells us: Revali flew straight from Lanayru East Gate to Rito Village. It's hard to tell exactly how long that would have taken him, but I'm estimating that would be about 8-10 hours flying non-stop.

[Image ID: A map of Hyrule showing the presumed routes the Champions took to get to their Divine Beasts. Revali's is a straight line across Hyrule.]

Which means Revali (like the other Champions) was probably already exhausted by the time he got to Medoh.

Aaaaaand that's three strikes, he's out!

But if that's not enough for you yet, here's one more thing. Admittedly, this is less solidly canon than the previous parts, but it's conjecture that, in my opinion, is backed up by the Champions' Ballad DLC.

Strike 4: Revali lacked his best weapon and may have been injured

The artbook shows us another salient tidbit. Revali could have detoured if he wanted to, but he didn't: he flew in the straightest possible line across Hyrule Field.

Hyrule Field, better known as the center of the chaos at the time.

Can we really expect a Champion, especially a Champion who's so eager to prove himself, to not stop and at least try to help? And while trying to help, what might have happened to him?

When you fight the Blights in the illusory realm, you gain a set amount of equipment, implied to be what the Champions carried with them at the time. And with Revali, something's missing.

[Image ID: The bow inventory during the DLC fight against Windblight Ganon. It includes a Falcon Bow, Duplex Bow and Phrenic Bow.]

Where's the Great Eagle Bow?

Would Rito Champion Revali, greatest archer in known Rito history, really not be carrying his signature bow, when every other Champion carried their favoured weapon?

This, combined with his route straight across Hyrule Field, makes me suspect that he did engage the Guardians, lost his bow, and may even have gotten injured in the process.

So there you have it. Just about everything was against Revali in that fight. And while Link, and by extension the player, may have had an easy time of it, they went into it at full health and with all the advantages of the Sheikah Slate.

Meanwhile, Revali arrived at Vah Medoh after a frantic hours-long flight only to be thrown into a fight he didn't expect against an opponent tailor-made to counter his every move, while he was unable to see properly and lacked his best weapon. And he still managed to put up one hell of a fight.

I am living for this art piece

Do not speak to me for a few minutes. I’m molting. I need a beach episode event like, now.

Art is by yudo_fu_nabe on Twitter!

This man is ON SOMETHING. Still adore him though

He's actually insane lmao

BRUH FOR LATER 😍

Enough For Now

Chapter One

Aaron Hotchner x fem OC. 

Summary: Hotch doesn’t like the new agent, Y/n. Much like he treated Prentiss when she first joined the BAU, he is distrustful of her. He’s harsh and a drill sergeant, even going as far as to belittle her theories in a group briefing. That is, until she takes a bullet for him.

Warnings: Mention of assault, SA, and shootings. Mentions of blood. 

Word count: 1330

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