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THIS

so we all know that the crowing of a rooster is fatal to a basilisk, so what if when he was in the chamber of secrets, instead of the sword of gryffindor, the sorting hat gave harry a rooster.

cockadoodledoo mother fucker 

Their last Halloween didn't go so well though 😢

it’s not halloween for 8 years but it is james potter’s birthday so that’s a good enough excuse to post my sons being the most extra

this part is literally canon

Always the best choice ;)

Gryffindor : everyone knows I'm cooler than you !

Slytherin : that's cuz they all know I'm hotter.

The Hogwarts Houses When They Fail A Test

Gryffindor

Hufflepuff

Ravenclaw

Slytherin

GUILTY AS CHARGED

me: this fic was literally so beautiful, i’ll never get over it

me: next

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

Well, there’s a little piece of Harry that’s in Draco.

An actual quote by Tom Felton. (via it-started-over-drarry)

For you, @parkkate!

part of me hopes adult harry james potter is knowingly currently apparating here and there and everywhere without a proper apparition license because he never actually got one and no one at the ministry wants to be That Asshole™ that brings it to his attention

One shots or slow Burns?

(( OOC: Both. )) 

Remus: Sirius, I really don’t think this prank is going to work.

Sirius: What? Moony, that is just lunacy!

Remus:

Sirius:

James:

Hogwarts:

London:

Remus: I’m going to kill you

Sirius and Crookshanks

Sirius: Crookshanks, what’s wrong? Why are you limping? Did you hurt yourself? Crookshanks: Meow! Sirius: What? Tell me what’s wrong, buddy. Crookshanks: Meow! Sirius: I still don’t know what’s wrong! Crookshanks: Meow!! Sirius: Oh, I get it. Do you have a meowie?

Crookshanks:

Sirius: Crookshanks: Sirius: What? Oh come on, it was a good joke.

Sirius, when he and Remus first meet: Yeah? And who is this kid, who is he going to do?

James: Uh, Sirius you mean what, right?

Sirius, who is blushing: Yeah, yeah, I meant that. Totally, what is he going to do. Totally.

Why yes, I am a Serious Black

Sirius Black, introducing himself to someone for the first time. (via booklover1021)

Draco: I like my coffee like I like my women. Harry: Wait, you don’t like coffee. Draco: *winks* Harry: *blushes*

Harry: Hi, I'm Harry Potter. And you?

Draco: Not as straight as I thought, apparently.

”And this is Amortentia ,the most powerful love potion in the world. It’s rumored to smell differently to each person according to what attracts them. “

Harry: Hi, I'm Harry Potter. And you?

Draco: Not as straight as I thought, apparently.

Character development.

Draco, first year: *angrily* Potter!

Draco, seventh year: *moaning* Potter!

james: holy shit sirius, lily is pregnant

sirius: you're gonna be a dad?

james: apparently?!?

sirius: you gotta name your kid after me

james: no way, man. i'm naming my kid after me

[many years later]

ginny: what are we going to call him?

harry: james sirius.

james' ghost: aw, what?

sirius' ghost: fucking really, kid?

Draco: Hey can I sit in your lap?

Harry: but there's a seat right next to me

Harry: and you're already sitting in my lap

Gahhhhh, thanks a mil @o0o-chibaken-o0o THIS IS ICONIC 💙 Lemme fangirl for a bit ADSKNSGLFGAHH

For @sinbycos97 and @parkkate! :)