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Harry: I think Malfoy was created for the soul purpose of making me miserable.
Hermione: [sarcastically] Yes. Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy decided to have a baby, not to produce their pureblood heir and have a family but to put a force on this planet to make Harry James Potter as miserable as possible.
Harry: So you get it then! Perfect!
Hermione: [incredulously] Really? THAT is what you took from that?
Harry:
Hermione: [sighs] I'll just add this incident to the list of reasons Ron and I think you're in love with him and move on with my life.
Draco: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Voldemort: It’s a hug, Draco! I’m hugging you!
Sometimes I like to think about how if James and Lily had survived they would’ve been grandparents in their early forties like can you imagine James taking his namesake to the park and someone cooing over him and the baby like, “Your son is adorable,” and he tells them, “Grandson, actually,” and they think he’s joking until James Sirius catches his attention by saying, “Grandad!”
me as a history teacher in 20 years
me: so i said yesterday we'd be talking about wars
me: and since today is may 2nd im gonna be talking about a very special one
me: the battle of hogwarts
molly weasley and minerva mcgonagall could literally take over the world if they wanted to
Denial
Draco:Boyfriend? I don’t want to be Hermione's "boyfriend"
Pansy: Well...what do you want then?
Draco: I don’t know! I just wanna be with her all the time. I wanna hear about her day and tell her about mine. I wanna...hold her hand and smell her hair. But, I don’t wanna be her stupid "boyfriend”
Pansy: Draco, what you just described is literally a boyfriends role in a relationship. And a pretty clingy one at that
Always
do you ever like…read so many fanfics that you forget the actual canon?
Hermione, before Harry and Ron: You can't got wandering the castle after hours!!!
Hermione, after Harry and Ron: Hold on guys, I'm just gonna go set this teacher on fire.
the most iconic harry potter character is easily blaise zabini’s mother who was so beautiful she got away with murdering each of her seven husbands, all of whom had left her their fortunes when they died. by the time husband #3 died, it was probably really obvious she had a hand in their deaths and yet! four more men decided she was worth it! four more dudes decided dying was an ok sacrifice for her! lmao she is just as iconic as helen of troy, perhaps even more so
worst traits of the houses
gryffindor: gets too heated in discussions because they're passionate and will fight u on their opinion. hIDE
hufflepuff: will also fight u but is smol
slytherin: most likely to make awful ur mom jokes
ravenclaw: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN IT IS DISCOURSE TIME
Lol wut
when dumbledore dies he catches fire and a tiny naked dumbledore is reborn from the flames like a phoenix
the movies and everything is the same except hagrid is played by warwick davis on stilts and in a fat suit, and flitwick is played by robbie coltrane standing really far away
“SCARED, POTTER???????” i scream from the mountaintops, creating a huge avalanche
Concept: a movie theater that only shows Harry Potter films. The movies will be in 4D. The temperature will drop when dementors are present. Fans will blow on you during quidditch scenes. Enticing smells will be pumped in during feast scenes but don’t worry about feeling hungry because the theater will serve Bertie Botts, treacle tart, drumsticks, butterbeer, chocolate frogs and those tiny little pies that Mrs. Weasley makes. Instead of loyalty cups, you get discounts if you wear a Weasley sweater.
Inter-House Friendships #3
Hufflepuff: *swimming and splashing around*
Gryffindor: *diving and flipping off the docks*
Ravenclaw: *floating quietly on a conjured raft*
Slytherin: *lying immobile face down in the water*
I love Gryffindor but even I have to admit it’s probably the most shit stupid idea for a Hogwarts House because it’s like “yes let’s take all the adolescents with poor impulse control and put them ALL IN THE SAME PLACE”