Azula: I Automatically Assume Everyone Finds Me Attractive Until They Tell Me Otherwise. And Then I Assume

Azula: I automatically assume everyone finds me attractive until they tell me otherwise. And then I assume they are lying out of jealousy. 

Gwen: Behind every good man is a drawer or cabinet I need in to.

Gwen: Arthur, get out of my kitchen.

Merlin: I would die for you.

Arthur: I would settle for just shutting up, but thanks.

Gwaine: A fly flew into my ear. I think it's eating my brain.

Merlin: It's going to starve.

Morgana: Arthur, you're practically immortal!

Arthur: How?

Morgana: Stupidity lasts forever.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33789013

Guess who finally wrote it?

*cough cough*

Please let me know if I did not give enough credit. I hope you enjoy!

*locked in an intense battle of knowledge with morgana, both wounded and stubborn*

Morgana: since I am clearly winning. I will give you one last chance, if I win they all die.

Merlin: and if I win?

Morgana: *smug* well I suppose they can all go free.

Merlin: and I can ask you anything? Magic, science, current events?

Morgana: yes! Let's just get on with it already!

Merlin: alright. Name the true identity of Emrys.

Morgana: *dumbfounded*

Gaius: HA GET REKD.