After Feeding Your Pet Human, You Are Shocked When It Says Thank You In Your Language.

After feeding your pet human, you are shocked when it says “thank you” in your language.

I have an athropromophized college (that got unreasonably popular with my entire degree program) that sadistically and intentionally forces students to work day and night, ruining their backs, wrists, and futures to fuel the monopolized industry that's currently crippled and starved, all for his own profit.

He's also a perverted little shoe-licker with a bunch of other friends.

It's animation. The animation industry. The account is @mr_sheridan on instagram. (It's kinda old now)

I wanna make an appreciation post for everyone's villain OCs. Please please please tell me about the most nasty, vicious, evil little bastard from your brain.

I promise I'll be perfectly normal about them and not make them my blorbo <3

In a world where it is no longer trendy to have an ordinary human body, the kids are all flocking to get cybernetics. Your mom has banned you from getting any until you turn 18.

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.

Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.

Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:

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Random Animal Generator

Generated a random animal species: A goat, armadillo, orangutan, porpoise, cheetah... Nearly 200 different animals!

(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)

With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)