For Men, A Woman Is A Ticket At Throwing Their Genes Further Down The Line In Hopes That Part Of Them

For men, a woman is a ticket at throwing their genes further down the line in hopes that part of them might see a better day in the world they created for themselves.

"WHY ME?"

The dragon snorted. "You're a dumbass that's why."

"I- hey if I'm a dumbass what does that make you?"

"The benevolent teacher who can raise even the ones who outrun wisdom to greatness." The dragon said sarcastically., twirling it's claw in the air for dramatic effect.

You frown. "You're not gonna shapeshift into one of those hot dragons-in-human-forms and have this lomg drawn out romantic and possibly sexual storyline with me are you?"

The dragon choked on a puff of smoke. "I- what the fuck are you reading? You're 12!"

"I'm 15. I just look small for my age."

The dragon groaned. "No you idiot, I'm using you for political gain. I need an easy-to-influence figurehead to make sure the human oligarchs aren't going cause the rest of the dragons to burn all of human civilization to the ground." It paused. "And frankly, some of us actually enjoy -erm. Spending time with your kind in human form." It said with a cough.

"SO YOU DO TRANSFORM INTO A HOT HUMAN."

"ENOUGH OF THAT. 12 ESSAYS ON EACH ERA OF HUMAN AND DRAGON RELATIONSHIPS, DUE IN A FORTNIGHT. DON'T BOTHER ME UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED."

"Yes your majestically hot dragon in dragon form."

HISSSSSS.

Every 500 years, the dragon who founded the Academy arrives to choose a student to tutor directly. You are the weakest mage on record and she has chosen you.

Sometimes if I find someone trying to say something I'll stare at them and wait for them to finish their story and while I do that other people start to listen as they finish their own little chats

''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway

well i wanted to make the chillest, sweetest slice of life warriorcats fanfic but i ended up making a murder mystery hhhh how did this happen

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