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I love our fat king pesto

abc.net.au

Calm, curious and can eat eight fish at a time — meet Pesto the Penguin

At just nine months of age, Pesto is already far bigger than the adult king penguins at Melbourne's aquarium.

I saw him recently and my dad almost couldn't believe he was real

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

"WHY ME?"

The dragon snorted. "You're a dumbass that's why."

"I- hey if I'm a dumbass what does that make you?"

"The benevolent teacher who can raise even the ones who outrun wisdom to greatness." The dragon said sarcastically., twirling it's claw in the air for dramatic effect.

You frown. "You're not gonna shapeshift into one of those hot dragons-in-human-forms and have this lomg drawn out romantic and possibly sexual storyline with me are you?"

The dragon choked on a puff of smoke. "I- what the fuck are you reading? You're 12!"

"I'm 15. I just look small for my age."

The dragon groaned. "No you idiot, I'm using you for political gain. I need an easy-to-influence figurehead to make sure the human oligarchs aren't going cause the rest of the dragons to burn all of human civilization to the ground." It paused. "And frankly, some of us actually enjoy -erm. Spending time with your kind in human form." It said with a cough.

"SO YOU DO TRANSFORM INTO A HOT HUMAN."

"ENOUGH OF THAT. 12 ESSAYS ON EACH ERA OF HUMAN AND DRAGON RELATIONSHIPS, DUE IN A FORTNIGHT. DON'T BOTHER ME UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED."

"Yes your majestically hot dragon in dragon form."

HISSSSSS.

Every 500 years, the dragon who founded the Academy arrives to choose a student to tutor directly. You are the weakest mage on record and she has chosen you.

well i wanted to make the chillest, sweetest slice of life warriorcats fanfic but i ended up making a murder mystery hhhh how did this happen

Hey remember when i said that last item sale post was the last one? Well I didn't TECHNICALLY sell it since I traded it in, so I get to make ANOTHER last sale post cause I have this Sony FE 20mm F/1.8 G lens to sell! look I took fancy pictures for it so you can't be mad:

I will include a uv filter free with the price of the lens and have other filters I can add for cheap if u so desire