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They hold funerals for their dead

thats...

i cant say its wrong

Why Tim’s new vigilante codename should be Crow

We all agree that Tim needs a new codename. And we all agree that “Drake” is just plain shitty. Red Robin was swiped from Jason and it was only supposed to be a temporary identity anyways. While the Red Robin yuuumm puns are funny, it is acknowledged by many fans, and even characters in the comics, that Tim needs to move on and stop clinging so hard to the past. Which is why I nominate a new codename: Crow.

Reason #1

It sticks with the bird theme, which keeps his connection to the family without being a copycat or staying stuck in the past

#2

Crows are extremely intelligent birds. Hell, they’re one of the most intelligent animals. Tim’s whole shtick is that he’s the smartest member of the smartest family on earth.

#3

Crows have excellent memories and remember human faces, which is a little nudge at Tim being a secret identity cracker. He figured out Robin and Batman’s identities when he was 9. And figured out Impulse’s the first day they met.

#4

Crows are seen as bad omens and that ties into the whole Bat fear aspect

#5

Ever heard of the story of the Rainbow Crow? Queer Tim rights.

Also the story symbolizes the value of selflessness and service, which is what Tim starting up as Robin 3 was all about

#6

Personally I think Black Bat and Crow would be amazing partners, they’d be equals in a way that Batman and Robin could never truly be

Also they’d be way scarier, Gotham rouges beware

#7

They hold funerals for their dead

So, i've been working on small candy baggies, cause food doesnt just appear in your fridge, money is required, and i kept feeling like something was off. And i figured it out!

On earth, you can be 1 of 2 things. Pray, or predator. If you're prey, you usually have eyes on the side of your head, so you can see more. And predators have eyes on the front, so they can track their food and attack more relyably

Which means this tiger

Is prey.

full of watermelon and spite

One of the socialist things I’d like to see ALONG WITH UBI (not instead of) is a government option for all basic neccesities. I am aware that the government option would -suck- and as long as it’s survivably functional, I’m fine with that. When I was a kid, we got monthly commodity food boxes. They’d be filled with food that looked like this:

And in lean months, it would be that and whatever we could get from the garden, or forage/fish, or trade with friends and neighbors. My mom had this awesome recipe for peanut butter balls that utilized the powdered milk, shit-quality peanut butter, and maple-flavored corn syrup that we routinely got in our box and actually made it good. 

I think that these things should be available for purchase at every supermarket, and that the prices should be fixed with relation to the minimum wage. All brands should have to compete with the government option - if SPAM is going to be more expensive than LUNCHEON MEAT in the silver can, then it needs to justify that cost by being better quality.

I want the same thing for housing. I want fucking Commie Blocks to be an option.

This would combat runaway inflation by putting a price cap on survival needs. It would guard against shrinkflation, because a consumers could compare the Government Standard portion to the brands. UBI ought to be such that it covers The Government Option for food, housing, clothing, transit etc. with generous wiggle room for emergency savings and little joys in life. 

Everyone should get their own UBI account in their own name at birth, along with their social security number. It should follow the individual regardless of guardianship. Parents/guardians should have incrementally less and less control over said funds as the child gets older, and should have to provide itemized receipts of how money taken from a child’s account is spent (Similar to what you have to do if you’re in control of an elder’s social security money).

https://www.ssa.gov/ssi/text-repayee-ussi.htm

'Each year, we will ask certain representative payees to complete a Representative Payee Accounting Report showing how they spent and saved the money they received for you during the 12-month report period.'

These are steps that would could easily institute tomorrow be reallocating funding, and they’d have a huge impact on cost of living for everyone.  

This rant brought to you by the fact that store brand canned luncheon meat in my local grocery held fast at a dollar for the better part of two decades but now costs $2.18.

are you gonna eat that?

i'm crying rn.... the fucking Torta.....