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MY LEGAL NAME CHANGE WAS APPROVED ON NARUTO UZUMAKI'S BIRTHAY.

THANK YOU NARUTO.

Bro cured depression and learnt to SERVE ‼️

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

Really great example of why catering to conservatives over your community will never save or spare you.

They want you dead too.

me and knuckles on a date at olive garden

It’s Halloween so that means it’s finally time for my favorite piece of Halloween decoration

Somebody on here wrote a whole x reader fic about Gaara being a misogynistic predator by request and I just gotta say he would fucking never. He simply would not. Mischaracterization so bad it is genuinely distressing.

"No matter where you are, the sand will always protect you. This isn't Shukaku's power. This is your mother's power… Karura's"

many such cases

Have A Nice Day!

ohhhhh okay

glad i found someone who is just as autistic over naruto as i am 💀 list of narutisms we have had:

saying character names and jutsus in his sleep

dreaming about naruto (told me he had a dream where the entirety of shippuden went differently)

went to a store and started laughing about all the silly naruto merch

said we could make a naruto car, and if it was a gaara car he’d remove the windshield wipers because he doesn’t have eyebrows

i was greening it bad and he started talking about naruto to calm me down

giggling for hours over any fisheye lense frame

“if they use too much chakra do they need to shit?”