My Mythology Pet Peeve Is When Someone Describes A Scenario In Which They Keep Nearly Getting Something

my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

MY LEGAL NAME CHANGE WAS APPROVED ON NARUTO UZUMAKI'S BIRTHAY.

THANK YOU NARUTO.

"No matter where you are, the sand will always protect you. This isn't Shukaku's power. This is your mother's power… Karura's"

Somebody on here wrote a whole x reader fic about Gaara being a misogynistic predator by request and I just gotta say he would fucking never. He simply would not. Mischaracterization so bad it is genuinely distressing.

glad i found someone who is just as autistic over naruto as i am 💀 list of narutisms we have had:

saying character names and jutsus in his sleep

dreaming about naruto (told me he had a dream where the entirety of shippuden went differently)

went to a store and started laughing about all the silly naruto merch

said we could make a naruto car, and if it was a gaara car he’d remove the windshield wipers because he doesn’t have eyebrows

i was greening it bad and he started talking about naruto to calm me down

giggling for hours over any fisheye lense frame

“if they use too much chakra do they need to shit?”

Really great example of why catering to conservatives over your community will never save or spare you.

They want you dead too.