OFF Creeped Me Out So Much But It Was A Cool Game.

OFF creeped me out so much but it was a cool game.

some more off x ut crossover doodles!

contains spoilers for OFF so yeah you were warned :’o

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dere you go

First off, you wrong cause that’s a Cascoon, not a Silcoon. 

Second off, BITCH YOU CRAZY FOR SAYING SILCOON AND CASCOON BE BAD

According to a poll of over 50,000 people, nobody likes the following Pokemon

In an attempt to prove that every Pokemon is somebody’s favorite, the Pokemon subreddit conducted a survey that received 52,000 responses. Of the 807 Pokemon on the survey, Silcoon, Gothita, Eelektrik, and Yungoos were the only ones to receive zero votes. Receiving the most votes were Charizard, Gengar, Arcanine, and Bulbasaur.

MUST APPRECIATE

who doesn’t have carrots as an option??? I’m shocked no-one but us Australians have that option

things got a little heated in the gc today

i fuckin love this god post

Shepard Jokes

Q: How does the Normandy unclog their toilets?

A: Shepard walks in and scares the shit out of them.

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Q: What do Reapers do before going to sleep for 50,000 years?

A: They check under their beds for Commander Shepard.

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Shepard once pulled out a gun and killed twelve raging krogan. Then, Shepard loaded the first thermal clip.

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Shepard didn’t die. Death had a near-Shepard experience.

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Shepard’s tears could cure the genophage - too bad Shepard never cries.

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Thresher Maws have nightmares about Commander Shepard.

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Q: What’s the difference between Commander Shepard and a Reaper?

A: One is an unstoppable force of death, and the other looks like a giant metal bug.

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Shepard had an underwater breathing contest with Leviathan and won.

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Javik stayed in cryogenic stasis for 50,000 years to ask Shepard how to be vengeful.

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Shepard isn’t an honorary krogan. The krogan are honorary Shepards.

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When Shepard smiles, everyone is a romance option.

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Shepard invented the mass effect.

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Commander Shepard calibrates Garrus’ sniper rifle.

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When Commander Shepard embraces eternity, eternity gets aroused.

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Q: Why don’t quarians have to wear suits anymore?

A: When Commander Shepard breathed on the homeworld, it purified the whole thing.

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Q: Do you know why volus don’t wear suits on the Normandy?

A: Because around Commander Shepard, everyone is under pressure.

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The Consort Sha'ira had to wait eight months to meet with Shepard.

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Q: What’s the difference between Commander Shepard and a turian general?

A: One is a tactically brilliant heavily-armored artist of death, and the other one only eats dextro.

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Ryncol is Shepard piss.

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Q: What does Shepard look for in an adversary?

A: Weak points.

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Q: Why doesn’t Shepard ever run out of ammo?

A: Shepard’s so hot that the thermal clips refill themselves.

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When Shepard has sex with an Ardat-Yakshi, the Ardat-Yakshi dies.

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Q: Why did the Reapers attack Earth?

A: They knew that if they did, it’d be the only planet without Shepard on it.

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Kalros makes cave paintings of Commander Shepard.

There’s only one rule in the galaxy; dont f*ck with Shepard.