Deadpool & Wolverine: Knights Of Kansas

Deadpool & Wolverine: Knights of Kansas

CityScene/Vignette 5

Saturday evening, Kansas City Missouri Earth-10005.

Hard Pour Corn 2: I need an aspirin.

Wade woke up from the Cryo chamber, his vision blurred, a red-faced yellow suited man stood before him. You awake, bub, we gotta go. I think I'm coming too. Logan pulled him out of the coffen like container and kissed him. And with equal strength smacked him across the face. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. I knew if shit went tits up you'd find me. His vision cleared he saw bodies littered around the floor.

It was for the greater good.

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH THAT NONSENSE BUB! YOU ARE MY *GREATER GOOD* he Sneered

More like greater chaotic neutral if we're being honest...I need my suit, we need to plant the charges.

WE'LL FIND IT BUB, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE. I MANAGED TO TRACK YOU IN THE NICK OF TIME. IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED THE COMPUTERS THEY'D BE ON AN ACCELERATED TIMELINE. THEY WERE ABOUT TO SHIP YOU OFF TO SOME BLACK SITE. WADE! IT COULD HAVE BEEN YEARS BEFOR I FOUND YOU. Don't you realize what that would have done to me. Done to our family.

You're right. I was dumb, thank god I left my stink everywhere so you could find me.

but right now, we have to focus on destroying this place. This is the epicenter of project X-termination. So i need to find my clothes the charges I had with me and destroy this place. Logan was quick to sniff out his clothes. Fucking rubes had it in the same damn room as him in a box him and all his shit packed up like cargo in the corner of a room. Wades legs were a little wobbly. He hadn't recovered fully from whatever it was they did. He got dressed and attached to the belt were the four explosives large balls painted to look like pokéballs about the same size too. They probably thought they were just toys.

He planted one in this lab set the timer

Logan, sweetheart. We gotta get going help me to the door we got 3 more to set and we gotta get the fuck out of here, these aren't regulation ordnance.

Ok bub, they exited the door to the hall to the ringing sound of safetys being released and guns being cocked... if they had those trank darts they might be fucked.

Mr. Pool i see you brought a friend. I assume hes a deviant too. Dr. Ray said this flanked by about 30 armed guards. I suppose two of you to work with might help me speed up recovering what you've so thoughtlessly destroyed. Though circumstances might dictate that the new projects result be... less kind than the original.

Friend of yours bub?

That's Harland Ray penut. The mastermind of the most annoying plot point in 2017s Logan. Hughe Jackman was robbed of an Oscar for that.

Wade what the fuck are you talking about.

He's the bad guy, baby girl, and he's about to knock us both... Wade had an idea...

He's the one that tried to kill me!

Oh, he tried! He was unsuccessful! But he did hurt me, Logan pointedly not using a pet name. Hurt me pretty bad, Logans eyes narrowed as he turned and stared daggers at Harland Ray. Wade pointed his hand at the man. Single index finger, marking him as the target.

Then, like a wizard casting a spell with an incantation, Wade spoke calmly and mater of factly "that man Vivisected me and tormented me in pursuit of yet another plot to kill all mutants. harvesting my organs and using my DNA while I was still awake.

All the while monologuing like a fucking villain stereotype.

He plans to kill our friends, he'd wipe us all off the planet it he could. Logan he threatened the team. He said he'd be sure to find all my friends and kill them, you, Peter, Althea, Vanessa. Logan... Wade pulled Logans face to his so he could make eye contact... Logan he threatened Laura, our family... his face went hard he turned back to the doctor and again stared at him, memorizing his prey.

The spell worked, Wade could see the foam forming at the corners of Logans mouth. He'd summoned his deamon, the feral rage was about to take over, Wade could swear he saw fangs growing in his gritted teeth. Logan, what are you going to do about it?

He set Wade on the ground gently, faced the armed men *Snikt* he ran his claws over one another and shot sparks at them

There was no humanity left in Logan at that moment as he set upon the group of armed men. they can shoot all the darts and bullets they want. When he went feral like that his healing factor was super charged. He was an unstoppable force.

Go get'em sugar tits! Hopefully, that was  enough for Wade to have time for his legs to thaw out a little more and set the charges. It wasn't enough to kill the bastards that came up with this research. It had to be destroyed utterly. He did take comfort in the fact that right about now the love of his life was quite literally chewing off that evil fucks face. 

Wade made his way around the facility , planted the bombs, and set the timers it was time to go. When he got back to that main hallway, it looked like the set designers for the Doom series of games had really gone crazy with the budget... bones and puddles of viscera. Logan was still wild and seething. Wade carefully approached him. Babygirl, it is time to go. He didn't move, Wade put a hand on his back and got three knives right in the groin. He cut the left nut clean in half.

FUCK PENUT ITS ME!

I PROBABLY DESERVED IT BUT FUCK!

wade vomited in pain and Logan snaped out of it...

Oh shit bub, I'm sorry

Its okay it'll grow back. I'll make you kiss it later. But we got to get the fuck out of here those charges are on timers the concrete was too thick to do remote detonation. They ran up the stairs.

The explosion was... ill timed. The fucking building was in flames and collapsing around them when they had made it to the ground floor. Most of their skin was burned off, they looked like nightmare gouls from a horror movie. They did thier best to make a run for it out the door a cross a field through the trees and woods. They could hear the guards giving chase behind them but they were stopped, by the little blue river it ran right in to the adjacent Missouri river

This is gonna suck

And hurt.

It had rained recently and the river was high. They jumped into the river and were swept out into the current and eventually into the Missouri river. Wade held on to Logan so that he wouldn't sink. Thankfully, he was able to hang on to some floating trash that came by. He was finally able to get them to the shore by a bridge. The current alone would have killed normal men and fast, they were miles away from where they started. They washed and headed up the hill on the north side of the river... in the middle of fucking nowhere. The sign for the road said 291.

They saw lights and walked towards them. Wade had hot weird a car, Logan made a mental note of the location and address so he could send money for the inconvenience anonymously later. They'd abandon the car in the parking lot of Liberty Memorial and walk home mostly heald but looking like hammered dog shit.

When they got to the building who else was coming out of the elevator but Meranda. She'd never seen them in their "work clothes" standing in the lobby two wet disheveled men with large sections of their skin tight clothes burned off. Holding each other up.

Things got a little wild at fetish night

Wade said

Meranda shocked just wordlessly made a quick exit around them and headed for the lobby doors.

Wade... I'm too tired to fight right now. I'm exhausted, I don't care what the universe has to do with it, regenerating that much skin takes it out of me. So let's just go to bed. I'm guessing we can't skip right to make-up sex? Logan grabbed him tossed him in the large bed, got in next to him, grabbed him, and spooned with him. Wade. If I didn't love you so much I'd toss you through that plate glass window and leave you to regenerate over night in the pile of gore you'd form after falling 18 floors to the court yard. oh, Maranda would hate that. Don't fucking tempt me. But I sleep better with you and I love you. I'm livid with you but i love you.

So, not even a little hand stuff? Sorry bub, but being set on fire and worrying about you really took it out of me, so did that hooker on the plane. So I'm not in the mood. Veronica is an escort. Thank you very much. Not a hooker. happy birthday, by the way.

Wade, my birthday is October 12th.

Wait... was it my birthday then?

go to sleep.

~The next morning~

Althea had the local news playing on the large Living room TV... reports of a large industrial accident by the river front. Several buildings at Bayer Crop Science cought fire and collapsed. Investigators are linking it to computer malfunctions.

Wade wakes up, gets dressed, and walks out of the room to the table where Laura is sitting. Logan is in the kitchen cooking

Good morning sweetheart, hope you had a pleasant sleep last night. Yes, the guest bedroom is very comfortable.

Glad to hear he smiles at her.

Hay Babe, can I get some breakfast as well? An egg comes flying across the room, hitting him square in the chest... you're right, Penut. I really should watch my waistline. Just coffee then, please? A croissant flies just past his head.

We'll let the dog have that one.

You'd better not make anymore request dad, the cleaning lady has it hard enough.

Your father is still mad at me for irresponsibly threatening the integrity of the team. It seems like someone doesn't appreciate it when other people go lone wolf! He directed this at Logan.

Logan sets a plate in front of Laura, a full spread breakfast bacon, eggs hash browns, half a grape fruit, and sausages.

Kissed her cheek. Enjoy sweetheart.

Then he walked over to Wade,

He slammed a mug of coffee in front of him. Here's your coffee, I pissed in it.

Jokes on you, Daddy. I'm into that, he says as he takes a sip...

Hey, there's no piss in this!

Wade sat there a little sullen. He finished his coffee. Laura was almost finished with breakfast.

Logan had stomped off to the office, probably to chain smoke cigars and brood

Sweetheart... can daddy have one of those sausages.

Her dad gave her the most pathetic face... she gave him one.

You know, he told me that if you didn't come back to cut and run... to live a normal life with all your money. Sometimes, I think you two forget who I am. I was murdering punks at the age of 12, and I held my own in the void. Don't get me wrong, you are great dad's, and I appreciate everything you've done for me. I love you. But because I love you, know that I would have spent every day hunting you down to get you back, and I would absolutely slaughter anyone that got in my way.

Sweetheart, it's one of the earth's cruel tragedies that I didn't give birth to you myself. You clearly are my daughter, and I love you. I don't know what your plans are for the morning, but I'm going to get a bowl of cereal. Later if you want, we can walk down to Crown Center. I hear they got an aquarium that I've been wanting to check out. But we gotta be back by 3 pm... I've blocked that hour out on my schedule to annoy the shit out of your father. He Grinned.

Laura laughed. That sounds great dad.

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Deadpool & Wolverine: Knights of Kansas City

Scene/vignette 3

mid-march 2027 Kansas City Missouri, Earth-10005

Hard pour corn!

Wade had been making quick work since he'd gotten settled in the city taking care of the "racist fucking corn plot" he'd made his lifes mission to destroy. He'd admit to nothing about the whole move being a Contrivance to get the whole crew to the city to take care of it. He might admit in limited company that when he and Laura were talking one day the subject of her wanting to transfer to a school, preferably somewhere she wasn't having to work part time just to eat...

Wade may have suggested that the middle of the country is a lot cheaper. He may have mentioned that he heard UMKC was a prestigious school... he may have told her he'd foot the bill if she decided to do something like that... but it was all Merely suggestions. It was ultimately her decision, whatever she thought was right.

The mission was definitely getting close to its end. Making great time, he figured it'd be April.

Cerner turned out to be a dead end. After contracting Yukio to hack their computers, it revealed little to nothing. Several days of prep. Infiltrating the campus and doing a little social engineering, they had complete access to their computers, and any connection was tangential at best. Time wasted. He moved on to the next promising target.

He'd been surprisingly quite when he infiltrated the USDA labs and offices. No reason to upset the United States government too much, especially if you could do the job covertly. The good news is he discovered that Project X-termination, as it was called, wasn't directly funded or resurched by the US. However, contractors and labs and project proposals revealed work that was derived from the project. With that information, he finally found who he thought was at the top of this conspiracy.

Dr. Harland Ray. Unfortunately he'd not turned up any pictures just a current employer. Bayer CropScience, a place he'd already zeroed in on as a target as there was evidence of the development of the evil fucking corn coming from that place.

Before he'd left, unfortunately, even benign derivative work could lead back to the dangerous original project. Wade uploaded a virus into the computer mainframe. Yukio had made it for him, it completely wiped all related information and resurch on the computers. There was thankfully little in the way of hard copy resurch. Just what was being worked on in the lab. He grabbed the notebooks, turned the incubators too high, and turned off the climate control. Killing any active resurch. He left and set the rest on fire in a trash can.

That Friday night, Logan was still out of town. But he'd decided to break protocols. Sure, it was a dangerous mission into the heart of a project dead set on destroying all mutants. But his research showed security was lax, and importantly, he didn't think they saw him coming. More importantly, he was Hell bound to change the plot. Logan, the one native to this universe, was in place in Mexico. In two years, he'd find and rescue Laura and get her to safety. The movie would end with the same tragedy. Charles and Logan would both be dead. But mutants would still be around. No fucking corn or GMO would fuck up his people. Wade was going to be the hero and erase that entire section of the time line. He'd already made progress. He'd destroyed and set back several satellite labs and projects linked to it. They were already years behind schedule implementing it. A little off the books help from Peter's girlfriend and Yukio's time line monitoring scifi do hickey showed that much progress.

He'd asked Laura to come to the house. Althea was Busy with work since Logan was on a mission and someone needed to care for the dog. Also he just wanted to see her later, what's the point in a guest room if you can't have guest, also hed asked her to pick up her dad from the airport when he got home Saturday afternoon.

On his way downstairs, he shoved an envelope with about 50 grand under neighbor Dave's door; unmarked non sequential and not a single fingerprint on anything... It really is a shame about his car.

~later that night~

A green corvette convertible with it's top down drifts at high speed off E Gardner Rd on to Chemagro Rd Wade in his black on black stealth outfit. He has locked in the cruse control and aimed the car at the guard shack of Bayer CropScience's massive factory and lab campus. He climbs up from the drivers seat, he looks almost as if he's surfing on the car. With a cat-like grace, he does a backflip off the car and sticks the landing. A few moments later, an explosion splits the quiet night as the car crashes through the guard shack

Wade makes a B line across railroad tracks heading for the fence in the darkness surrounding large industrial looking buildings. That explosion should provide enough of a distraction for him to cut the fence and infiltrate the building holding his target. Intel said there was an underground lab. He'd finally found it a few minutes later. It wasn't hidden. It was just in the basement. Gettin in was easy. It was night and dead. He hadn't seen anyone since he got inside. And went downstairs to one of the labs. Hopefully, the crash had all the guards out. He made it to one of the lab computers. Turned it on

Password required.

Wade started typing on the keyboard.

Im in!

He said as he plugs in a USB stick.

Youkio had engineered not only the virus but the USB stick itself. All wade had to do was plug it in and press the button on its side. Plug and play, no skills on his end necessary. It brut forced the lock screen in seconds and automatically started downloading its program.

This one was the nuclear option. It wasn't like the one he used that the USDA crafted to only delete targeted items. This program would not only delete everything related to the development of project X-termination but would Maliciously destroy everything.

Good, fuck this place.

The virus would caus catastrophic failures if the HVAC was linked to the system it'd turn on the heat in server rooms, caus cooling fans to turn off and overclock CPUs. If we're lucky, several computers would catch fire throughout the facility. It'd also disable most if not all security programs, especially if they upgraded to wireless cameras like his intel said.

Standing at the computer, he watched the progress bar on the screen. 98... 99... 100% virus uploaded. It was already working. Time to plant the charges an extra special blend of high explosives in small containers. this whole building would go up in a ball of flames. Leave nothing behind.

*FIP!*

that sounded like a tranquilizer dart....

Wade felt his right ear. right through his ear lobe like a piercing was a needle that had already sunk into the meat just behind his jaw on his neck. He grabbed it by the part that had contained the tranquilizer chemicals and ripped it out.

Is this lab sponsored by Claire's because that's the worst ear piercing I've ever had.

*FIP!* *FIP!* *FIP!* *FIP!* *FIP!* *FIP!* *FIP!**FIP!* *FIP!* *FIP!*

Now Wade felt woozy... the room starts to Blurr oh... oh no, I've fucked up.

His last thoughts before blacking out.

Im so fucking stupid...

Laura, Logan... I love you.

Wade woke up naked and restrained to a table. Don't get a boner Wade. Now is not the time. He flexed against the bonds, whatever material they were made of they were capable of resisting him, he could easily lift 800 lbs sometimes more. He and Logan sometimes delitighted in tossing each other around during "fun times." Damn it, don't get a boner right now. If I work at it, i might be able to tear my hands off and get out of this.

Ah, I see you're awake. Do you know how much mutant inhibitor and drugs I loaded you up with?

A bald portly man walks in the room.

I'm Dr. Harland Ray. Assuming from the labels on your clothes, you must be Deadpool. The red piece of shit that's been blowing up all my resurch labs and apparently just completely fucked every computer at this facility.

Jesus's I finally confront the mastermind of project X-termination, and he looks like Big chungus Elmer fudd!

Now that kind of talk won't get you anywhere Mr. Pool It looks like I've finally caught the glitch in my system. Do you know how many years you've set me back.

Clearly, not far enough, you genocidal monster. Wade makes his best effort to spit at the man.

That's a wild accusation coming from a mutant. Considering you fucking people are a menace. Setting fires just by thinking about it, destroying city blocks causing massive damage and often because of you're own petty internal disagreements. I remember as a child watching as one of you miscreants dropped a stadium on Washington DC

Oh, X-men Days of future past. That's one of my favorites. Especially at minute marker 18:00. Watch it now on Disney+ kid's. You'll thank me later.

What are you ramblings about? Never mind its not important. What is fascinating is I Vivisected you, harvested your organs, and when I left, you were most certainly dead. Of course, I had to take paper notes. Thanks to you. Once we get our IT problem solved, I'm sure i can pick up where I left off or perhaps something better. You're a promising specimen. I could develop all kinds of interesting things using your biological information. Though again, I must emphasize I'm surprised we're even having this conversation

I gave you a massive amount of mutation inhibitor drugs. You should be dead.

Oh I think you'll find I'm very durable, you fat fucking Dr. Mengele.

Indeed, which is why I'm going to cut you open again this time while you're awake. Im a scientist. Let's see if changing the parameters brings different results.

As for your continued accusations of Genocide, no one actually would have died with my plan. You freaks are just cured of your condition. Free to live your lives. Mundane lives like the fucking rest of us. People will die as a result some people's gifts are whats keeping them alive. Collateral damage is minimal according to my calculations, if some people die. Well, we all have our demons, Mr. Pool.

hopefully, my Demon finds me soon, Wade thought to himself.

Dr. Ray jamed a scalpel into Wade's clavicle and started making a Y incision. He wouldn't give the bastard the satisfaction of his screaming. But he prayed he'd black out soon.

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Love is not something I have in short supply, Penut. I love my family with all my heart, I love my partners with all my body. I don't experience jealousy, as long as you come home to me.

I do it all in the name of love.

Even the murders?

Jesus Logan, I was trying to be romantic!

[Private moment between Wade and Logan]

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang - Pages 1-3/4-6 (Coming soon)

The origins of Wolverkitty <3

I just felt like Logan really was in lack of a kitty cat, and Mary Puppins needs a sibling after all :]

This literally made me cry at work... Marvel Jesus help me.

You: adorable art idea!!!

Me: but what if it was sad