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New CoD AU Series Idea

I know I’ve been inactive for quite some time, but I really didn’t have much of a drive to post. The HP/CoD AU idea popped into my head and I really wanted to see something like that on here and when I realized that the only way I would is if I wrote it myself and when the idea ran its course, I got bored with it and stopped. But, here’s the newest idea that’s been plaguing my thoughts as of late: a Star Wars/CoD AU!

And I want to know if anyone would be interested in it.

Now, I won’t go into too much detail just in case I end up doing it, but it takes place during the Old Republic era and the Reader is a Jedi and 141 is a clan of Mandalorians. Due to circumstances, the Reader forsakes the Jedi Order and begins adventuring around the galaxy with 141 and over time, the five of them enter a relationship.

I’ve been thinking about this for the past two weeks and wondered if anyone would be interested in it.

“Can you hold my wand for me?”

Disclaimer: Since so many seem to love my first post, I decided to do this “sequel.”

Context: You’re being sent out on a recon mission and to decide to leave your wand with one of the boys.

Price

“Of course, son. I’ll keep it safe.”

This man knows that your wand is very important to you, and if it’s important to you, it’s important to him.

He also feels very honored that you chose him to safeguard your wand, as this shows you not only hold him in high regard, but also trust him with this very important object.

While he’s out of the base, he keeps your wand inside a protective case inside his kit. While he hates to take it into the field and risk it breaking, he takes confidence in the fact he personally oversaw the case’s production and gave orders to spare NO expense in its creation. The outside is composed of a military-grade alloy that can withstand fire, bullets, and even explosives while the inside is covered in soft fabric that cradles the wand, keeping it in place no matter what. And keeping it sealed is a military-grade electronic locking device that can only be opened with a 6 digit code (it’s the date you officially joined the 141).

While he’s in the base, he keeps it on a stand he whittled himself on his desk. While he’s filling out paperwork, he can’t help but look up at it every so often and he smiles when he thinks of all the moments he’s seen you cast spells that have saved their lives countless times.

But God help you if you so much as breath on the thing. He has it the way he wants it and your wand is his responsibility. Anyone found even bumping it slightly out of place will face harsh consequences. Just ask Steve the Rookie.

Steve, entering Price’s office: “You asked to see me, Captain?” Price: Takes his cigar out from his mouth. “Of course, Private. Please, take a seat.” Steve: Sits and accidentally bumps into his desk, knocking off your wand from its stand. “Sorry, Captain.” Places the wand back on its stand.” Price: Breaks his cigar in half, his eye twitching like crazy. “Not a problem, Private. Take 50 laps when you leave. And if you’re not done by sundown, add another 50.”

Gaz

“I’ll take good care of it, Y/N! I promise!”

And he does. Seriously, he immediately puts it in his locker in his quarters and is secured with 3 locks, all of which require 3 different keys.

Soap, of course, tries to get him to give it to him, which he automatically said no. The Scotsman doesn’t know the meaning of the word and keeps annoying him for the next few hours until finally he relents and takes it out of his locker.

Of course, this leads to a whole new argument. “You said look, Soap. You use your eyes to look, not your hands.” “Oh come on, I just want to hold it for a little bit! Maybe we can use some of his spells!” “That’s not how it works, Soap! Or is it…”

This leads to the two of them going out to the training ground, taking turns casting spells you’ve used before, trying to get your wand to do the same for them.

“It’s Leviosa, not Leviosaaa, Soap.” “Keep saying that, and the next spell I try is Silencio, Gaz!”

Despite his protests during this ordeal, Soap is a friend and he trusts him to be careful while he’s guarding this most important item. Just as he does the rest of Ghost Team, Los Vaqueros, and Konig. Anyone outside this sphere tries to hold it, they’re gonna have some problems. Just ask Steve

Gaz: polishing your wand like he’s seen you before. Steve: “Hey, is that Merlin’s wand? I’ve always wanted to hold it. Can I-“ The whole base witnesses Gaz chasing Steve while screaming several threats.

Ghost

“Sure.”

Despite him sounding so indifferent, he’s positively ecstatic that you trust him so much as to leave him with the most important tool to a wizard.

And he’s determined to not let you down.

At first, he was going to keep it in his room, locked in his desk, but then he thought about someone breaking in and stealing it. Sure, the base is full of highly trained soldiers prepped for combat, but he’s an army onto himself and decides that it would be safer if he kept it at all times.

Of course, this leads to a bunch of other problems: Soap.

Once he finds out that the Lieutenant is tasked with your wand’s safekeeping, the Sargent immediately confirms him and practically begs to be allowed to see (hold) it.

He allows the Scot one look, and that’s that. And no, he may not hold it.

“But, Lt, I want to hold it!” “Negative.”

We all know that once this man is given a mission, he will stop at NOTHING to accomplish it. And if people get in this way, he will be the last thing they never see. Steve found that out the hard way.

Ghost: walking down the hall, about to turn a corner. Steve: turns the same corner, but from the opposite direction, and bumps into Ghost, making him drop your wand. “Oh, sorry Lieutenant Riley!” Gives him back the wand and carries on when he suddenly knocked out.

Soap

“The wand chooses the wizard…”

Sure, you chose him to watch over your wand, but he’s sure your wand told you to give it to him! Therefore, he’s a (sort-of) wizard!

This man will brag to everyone on the base! Hell, he’ll even get a hold of Laswell and tell her about his new job as Wand Watcher. “That’s nice, Soap, now can I get back to work? I’m trying to locate a terrorist cell in the Middle East.”

At night, he sits at his desk, drawing your wand into his journal, putting all his energy to painstakingly recreate it on paper. From the the tiny indentations made from you grasping it, to the nearly invisible cracks in the wood. He also writes down all that you’ve taught him about wandlore, from the three supreme wand cores to how wands are sentient in their own way.

Look, as serious as this man is, he cannot resist the temptation of going out to the training grounds and waving your wand around exactly like you and pronouncing the spells as you do.

Hell, Gaz will join in. You have no idea how many times Price and Ghost have walked in on them playing with your wand. “Expelliarmus! Pst… Gaz, you have to drop your gun…” “Oh, right, sorry!”

Look, as much as this man loves to wave his new found responsibility in everyone’s faces, but he takes it very seriously. Also, only he is allowed to wave your wand around, trying to use your spells! So back the hell up, Steve, before you get smacked the hell up!

Soap, waving your wand around at Gaz: ”Bombarda! Bombarda Maxima!” Steve: “Whoa, Merlin left you with his wand? Cool! Hey, think I can wave it around a bit, sir?” Soap: “Away n’ bile yer head!” Steve: “…Uh… excuse me, sir?” Soap: Angry Scottish noises. This leads to Soap chasing Steve while shouting Scottish swears at the poor rookie, Gaz joining in because he’s angry their playtime got interrupted.

Alejandro

“Of course, hermano. On my honor, nothing will happen to it.”

This man’s word is his bond. Every time his squad gets new men, he always delivers the same speech. The moment they become his, he promises that he will never leave a man behind and he will do everything in his power to bring everyone home.

Therefore, he keeps your wand under his watch. Never once does it leave his sight and he denies any and all requests to give it to anyone else. Except Rudy, because that’s his brother. He can be trusted.

If, for any reason, he ABSOLUTELY has to leave the wand behind, he runs to his unit’s barracks, no matter how far away, and locks it in his footlocker, where he keeps all his other worldly possessions, like a photo of him and Rudy as kids and a pistol his father gave him when he first joined the Mexican Army.

At first, he denies his men the “privilege “ of seeing it, much to their dismay. Although, after he gets a few drinks, he allows them to see it. But only for a few moments. He may be drunk, but he still knows this is an important task and he must keep his promise.

As you can imagine, him being named your wand’s guardian causes a bit of tension between the 141 and Los Vaqueros. As Price argues, you’re technically a part of the 141; therefor, one of them should have it. Preferably him. Of course, this causes him to become more protective of it. Unfortunately, Steve was left out of the loop of you leaving your wand with Alejandro and the 141 and LV blood feud over it.

Steve, walking into the mess hall and sees Merlin’s wand left on a table: “Should that be left here? Maybe I should take it to the Captain.” Alejandro, seeing Steve trying to pick up the wand and explodes in Spanish: “Hey, fucking asshole! Trying to steal Merlin’s wand? Did your captain put you up to this?” Steve, confused as hell: “What? I don’t… I’m just trying to take Merlin’s wand to the Captain…”. Alejandro: “You sonuvabitch, I’ll kill you!” Cue poor Steve being chased by the entire Las Vaqueros, all of whom are yelling curse at him in Spanish.

Konig

“Of course, Maus! I’ll keep it safe!”

And oh boy… does he…

Special Order 937 is now in effect. Priority One: Protect Wand Until Merlin’s Return. All Other Considerations Secondary. Teammates Expendable.

Kidding! …But not really. This man may be socially awkward 25/8, but while he’s given this task, he pushes all that to the back of his mind and keeping you wand is the only thing he thinks about.

And he takes it to the extreme!

Like, when he’s not needed in the field or training, he tucks your wand into a safe he purchased just for this task and stands by it, still as a statue and his rifle at attention like the guards at Buckingham Palace. And anyone who gets too close for his liking is yelled at and warned to back up or else. Avery one on the base is terrified as they’ve never seen the Australian this focused (except for Ghost, he respects Konig for taking his mission so seriously). As usual, however, Steve is left out of the loop.

Steve, approaching Konig and the safe: “Hey, I heard Merlin asked you to watch his wand. Do you think I can see it? Just for a moment?” Konig: “No, sir. Please step away from the area, or I will be forced to take defensive measures.” Steve, taking a step over. The yellow line he’s drawn around the safe: “Oh, come on! It’s not going to hurt anyone!” Konig: “So you have chosen death.” He then proceeds to life Steve up in the air and drop him over his knee like he’s done to so many enemies (although he doesn’t do it so hard). Poor Steve is then taken to the infirmary to recover.

Everyone, if you could please leave an ‘f’ in the comments for Steve. He sacrificed his safety for your education. Thanks to him, you know now your fate should you try to steal the wand they’ve been tasked with protecting.

Hello. I know this might sound dramatic, but I want you to know that you probably save my life tonight.

I was having a really bad day. My family doesn't understand me enough to care, and maybe my issue with my family is the reason why I found comfort in Batfam fics. Today, everything just got worse. My father yelled at me for something he didn't even know, I don't know why he even had the audacity to speak when he doesn't even know the matter, and now I can't speak and yell at his face that he's wrong because I am a child and not a parent, I would be considered "disrespectful" if I wanted to speak what is right and true.

I was really begging any Gods at that point to take me. I was thinking of ways to execute myself tonight. I was planning to starve myself tomorrow and ignore today's dinner. I was planning on searching what's "Metoprolol" is because growing up as a kid, I always think that "concern" is a form of love, and maybe if they saw my dead body tonight, maybe they'll cry because they love me. I know this is bad. I know this is inappropriate to say, but when I tried to atleast make myself feel better and decided to read Batfam fics again, I saw your new chapter of From Gold to Mold and it genuinely makes everything better. I didn't want to read Chapter 3 because I saw the comments that you left it with a cliffhanger, and I hate that, and decided to wait for the next chapter instead. Ever since I saw the new chapter, I actually ate dinner, because atleast I know there's still things in this world that makes me happy. When I saw your new chapter, I asked God, "Is this your way of comforting me?", and I want you to know that your work is a form of blessing for me. I started thanking God at that moment, and told myself that I also want to thank you.

I actually don't read Batman comics, or watch Batman. I never read or watch any DC movies before, but Batfam fics is about a family that I will always desire yet never really grasp. I wish for all Batfam authors to live the life they wanted.

I am very sorry for saying this, and straight up said that I was actually considering doing it. I am very aware that this is inappropriate but I really, really, really want to tell you that you save me. I know saying that a "fanfiction" save my life sounds ridiculous, but that's where I found my comfort in, and I would be willing to be ridicule at if it means showing what genuinely makes me happy. I will always love your works even if it means showing my lack of redamancy for my family, or even hatred if I have to admit. This doesn't mean that you are a start of my rebellion. I am only stating that you are a light in my times of darkness.

Thank you.

Wow, ok, wasn’t expecting my work to have such an impact. Good to know.

First of all, I’m glad you’re enjoying the series! When this idea popped into my head, I wasn’t sure if there would be many who’d actually enjoy it. With people like you, I’m inspired to put all that I have into From Gold to Mold! I hope my future work meets and exceeds all your expectations!

Second of all, I’m so sorry that you’re going through such a rough time in your life right now. Since you were brave to share a part of you for all to see, I’ll share something, too. About five years ago, my mother was a major junkie. With that, plus her narcissism, led her to divorcing my stepdad (who brought me out of my shell and made me a better version of myself) and moved us to my grandmother’s house after my grandfather died after battling lung cancer. Living with her was a nightmare, constantly walking around eggshells for fear of pissing her off, her stealing money from my grandmother, and yelling at everyone. She was always riding my ass to get a job just so she could take money from me. Early 2020, she was finally evicted and it’s just my grandmother and I living together.

She’s actually cleaned herself up and we enjoy a decent relationship.

So, while things look horrible and it may take a while, things do get better. I’m rooting for you.

What if (Reader) just kills themselves? Or just find him dead somewhere

Does the Batfam care about him at all or just hate him completely?

Cause I'm slowly wanting to beat all of them up

I imagine then finding him dead or at least near death, instead of calling for Bruce, he calls for Alfred

And (reader) is literally batshit pun intended scared of everyone cause of trauma except for butler

I think if the Batfamily were to discover Reader dead, his body long since gone cold, it would be a slap in the face for all of them. For years, they’ve known that you exist, but couldn’t be bothered to really get to know you. Since you aren’t a vigilante and lack the capability to be trained and with all oof them having their own lives, they didn’t see the point in talking to you. Now, seeing their forgotten brother and son a corpse, they feel like shit. At your funeral, they try to talk about all the good times, but it’s only then do they realize most of them have never had a conversation with you, or even spent time with you.

And to top it all off, Alfred is PISSED at them. Sure, the butler’s expressed disappointment in all of them at some point (mostly over not properly caring for themselves), but this is different. He was just talking to you on that dreadful day and after not hearing from you for over 24 hours, he finds out that you’re dead and phone records show that the kidnappers tried to arrange a ransom, but not only do they not notice you missing, but they antagonize the man, no doubt leading to you paying the price.

He locks himself away in his room and no one tries to talk to him. He’s made it clear that he doesn’t want to hear from any of them. Inside his room, he’s quietly weeping, begging for your forgiveness. Had he known you’d meet with such a fate, he never would’ve left Gotham. Hell, he probably would’ve kept you in the manor, pulling you out of Gotham Academy and homeschooled you himself. Out of everyone in the family, you were the only normal one (the bar for “normal” in the Wayne Family is exceedingly low) and he treasured that more than anything. He knew you hated living at the manor, but he had hoped that he could convince you to at least stay in Gotham while he tried to get your father and siblings to notice you.

And now, you’ll never leave Gotham, buried in the Wayne Family Cemetery. Perhaps he should’ve let you leave when you turned eighteen. Sure, you’d be on the opposite side of the country, but at least you’d be alive.

Now, let’s say you decided to give your kidnappers Alfred’s number. The moment he’s told you’ve been kidnapped, he’s packing his bags and heading back to Gotham. He’s former Special Operations, so he no doubt has a few favors he can call in and in this case, he’s requesting the fastest plane available and flying it at top speed to Gotham. He arranges your ransom, over a million from Bruce’s personal account (Bruce has Alfred on all his bank accounts for safety reasons, but this is the first time he’s ever had to use it) and while he’s taking off at top speed, he’s on the phone with Bruce.

It doesn’t matter if he’s in the middle of a fight, Alfred knows how to make Bruce’s comm come on and the moment the line is open, he’s tearing the man a new one. Bruce isn’t able to say a word because his butler/father figure is spitting out 200 insults and threats a second. The last thing he says is: “I’ve arranged for the kidnappers to drop Master Y/N at the fairgrounds. I will be back within the hour and if he’s not back at the manor upon my return, you will not like what happens next. And god help you if a single hair of his is out of place.”

It’s been years since Bruce has known true fear (probably when he was rushing to save Jason and seeing the warehouse explode), but right now, he’s absolutely afraid of what will happen if he fails to bring you home. He rushes to the fairgrounds and sees you tied to some pole and blindfolded and he feels a world of guilt hit him in the gut.

You are his firstborn son and here you are, traumatized from some thugs. And if he didn’t feel like a piece of shit before, he really does when you tell him you not only knew he’s Batman, but that you were surprised that he’d be the one to save you. He actually sheds a few tears upon hearing that. He picks you up and refuses to let you go until you’re back home.

Things at Wayne Manor take a 180. When Bruce sees that you’ve been staying in a small guest room on the other side for the manor, he moves you to a room next to his; you’re not able to go anywhere, even within the house, without at least two of them following you; and they actually start treating you with decency, patting you on the head/back, greeting you in passing, having conversations with you, etc. They all feel guilty over their behavior towards you for over 10 years and try to make it up to you.

When Alfred tells them that you have plans to move back to Goodsprings, they beg you to stay in Gotham, Bruce even offering to put you up in a luxury apartment if you don’t want to stay in the manor. Just be prepared for them to visit at all hours everyday, even stoping by during their patrols.

Their Favorite Magical Subject

Price

Charms

He remembers the first spell you used when you first joined 141: Windgardium Leviosa, which you used on a tank and made it float like it was a balloon instead of a 55 ton war machine. The sight of his boys’ eyes nearly popping out of their sockets still makes him chuckle.

His favorite use of your charms has to be after a particularly long and gruesome mission, him and his boys wanted nothing more than a cold drink, but all the bars were either closed are were clearing out to clean up after a night of rowdy customers. You then had the genius idea of using the Refilling Charm on the half-decent case of beer they were able to buy, which allowed them to drink as much as they want and the bottle would refill itself.

Needless to say, you made a lot of friends that night.

Your charms have come in handy in the field countless times, such as Alohomora, which has allowed them to quietly breach a building without setting off alarms and alerting hostile (also when he’s lost his office key for the umpteenth time and really doesn’t want anyone to know).

Gaz

Flying Class

The first time you showed up on your broomstick was the moment he knew you and him were going to be friends.

He always wants to go for a ride with you, no matter how hard a mission he was on was. In fact, the thought of soaring through the sky and feeling the wind on his face is what motivates him to power through the mission.

When you introduce him to Quidditch, he instantly falls in love. You show him your monthly copy of Quidditch Times and go over every article inside, from interviews of famous players to announcements of new broomstick models.

Please take him to a Quidditch match. A Hogwarts match, the Quidditch World Cup, he doesn’t care. All he wants is to see people play on broomsticks.

He’s tried many times to convince Price to let you fly them into missions on your broom, but the captain’s said no every time. Still, he’s sure he’ll wear the man down and get his wish one day.

Ghost

Defense Against the Dark Arts

This man is focused on the offensive and defensive aspects of magic since that’s what you’ll be using while in the field.

He may act like he doesn’t care, but he loves it when you go over every spell that’s taught in the class. His favorite spell is the Disarming Charm, Expelliarmus, as it knocks the target’s weapon out of their hands, allowing them to be apprehended or taken out.

Of course, this man would obsess over the Unforgivable Curses when you tell him about them; being able to control a man, inflict unbearable pain upon him without drawing blood, and then killing him in a single blow. Of course, he’d never ask you you cast them. To him, you’re pure and innocent; leave the heinous acts of violence to him.

And if you ever ask him to help you brush up on your charms and curses, he’ll happily agree to be your test dummy. Of course, if you want to practice blocking bullets, he’ll insist on rubber bullets and the moment you get hit, he’ll drag you to the infirmary and call it a day.

Soap

Care of Magical Creatures

While all forms of magic, no matter how dull, blow him away, this man is amazed when you tell him all the magical creatures he’s heard about in stories are real.

Especially dragons. He absolutely loses his shit when you tell him dragons are real and reside in reserves scattered around the world.

Will ask you for lessons on magical creatures and records everything in his journal, sketching creatures in great detail and listing characteristics, how to care for them, and his personal thoughts about them.

If you have any magical creatures you care for, he’ll help you with them. From feeding, grooming, and walking, he’s there with abundant energy and a bright smile. And if you ever need to leave the base for a few days, he will totally babysit.

Alejandro

Charms.

Like Price, he’s in love with your charms, but his reasons are more personal.

When you volunteered to help him rebuild Las Almos, you used what would become his favorite spell: Repairo. The sight of seeing his home being repaired in a matter of minutes before his eyes is something that will stick with him for the rest of his life.

Not only did you repair the town, you cast a spell that brought rain to help them through their summer drought and healed the hurt townspeople with healing charms, like Episkey, the Bandaging Charm, and Vulnera Sanentur.

After Las Almos was repaired and was back on its feet, you became an honorary member of Los Vaqueros and the towns people built a statue of you in the the town plaza so that your deeds would always be remembered.

König

Potions.

After you gave him the first Calming Drought, he became fascinated at the art of brewing potions and always asks to watch you whenever you have to brew a potion.

On multiple occasions, both the core members of 141 and Alejandro have walked in on you two sitting on the floor of your room, the giant sniper sitting crisscross and watching you with undivided attention as you brew a potion.

Also asks you to give him potion lessons, and you do; he keeps detailed notes on everything you do in a little notebook and studies it as he gets ready for bed. It also helps calm him down from the day’s chaos.

When he shows promise in potion-making, you allow him to help you with large orders. You also trust him to use your cauldron and personal supplies when you’re unavailable. He keeps his potion notes on him at all times and whips it out every time he brews, no matter how many times he’s made a specific potion.