Jean Hat + Stars

Jean hat + stars

if this gets to 5k notes before the end of September i will change my url to whatever @corrine-the-simp wants me to

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

i know our partners and the repeated visits throughout locations while earning stars arent canon, but imagine if they were tho like:

"oh good day to you detective i see that youre visiting the crimescene once agai-- why is judge nigel adaku here with you"

They could never make me hate you buffalo replaced

I'm actually gonna kms (/J), I was browsing one of my favourite tags and I saw a fucking blazed post that has tags that I have filtered off