@deleted-my-old-account You Want Some Muppets Lore?

@deleted-my-old-account you want some Muppets lore?

some time last year in a daze i signed up to be a community notes contributor on twitter, and i have not used this ability once in any meaningful sense, but i do appreciate that it sometimes provides me with exclusive advance previews of muppet discourse

Another scene edit!! Kinda?? I didn’t polish it full so it’s kinda horse garbage.

See- I drew this then I realized people wouldn’t realize why I drew Stanley with long hair when his reference showed him with short hair.

So in the span of ten minutes I put together a messy picture of what Sixer’s personal entries into the scrapbooks would be!

A translation for the LOSERS who can’t read cursive:

Name : Sixer Pines

Age: 12 (However I shall be 13 by the end of summer.)

Hometown: Glass Shard Beach, New Jersey

Interests: Sailing, the paranormal, jellybeans, soap opera The Duchess Approves

Siblings: My twin brother, Stanley. Imagine me with brainwashed by disco music and with longer hair. (He’s attempting to imitate some sort of lead singer?) He is a true heroine when he isn’t telling horrible “jokes.” His intelligence is great but lays not in science, often acts the way he does to drive me insane. (Was a lot more fun before his obsession with charming babes.)

Distinguishing features: A birth defect that gave me six fingers on both hands (hence my nickname). Mom once said it meant I could overcome any challenge. Stanley say it makes for good turkey art.

hi, you there who are or are thinking about spending all day in bed, it’s okay, I’m not telling you to get up. I’d just like to do a quick check in to make sure you’ve got everything you need to be comfortable and safe.

Have you gotten up to take any meds you need?

Do you need to open or close your windows or curtains/blinds to make your environment nicer? (Fresh air, keep the cold out, sunlight/darkness)

Do you have a water bottle or a glass of water easily accessible? (Can also be juice, cordial, a meal replacement drink or anything else)

Do you have any over the counter or prescription as required meds you might need, like painkillers or anti nausea meds?

Is your phone or laptop charged?

Are you wearing comfortable clothing?

Do you have enough blankets/pillows to be warm and comfortable?

Do you have any snacks like fruit or chips or muesli bars in case you can’t get up to make a meal?

Are you able to change positions in bed (or sit up if you’re able)?

Do you have any regulation tools like fidgets, ear plugs, or journaling/art books or low energy hobbies you might want?

Are you being gentle and patient with yourself and your body today?

Thanks for doing this check in with me. I like to have some of these things prepared on my nightstand, or all together in the same space in my room so I don’t have to do as much work on low energy days. It can also help to have someone else prepare or get these things for you if you’re unable. Hope you have an uncomplicated day.

it actually really doesn’t matter at all and everything will be okay forever

I fucking despise when things fake being higher quality than they are. I don't mean like slapping a slightly misspelled brand name onto an identical non-designer product for purely aesthetic reasons I mean like rivets or thread that are actually glued down rather than punched or stitched. Fake pockets on jeans that are actually just an extra seam. Heavy looking chain that's plastic or very soft flimsy metal rather than anything sturdy. I bought boots which looked like they had a stitched sole 8 months ago and lo and behold the glue holding the sole on is revealing itself by falling apart. You PUT a STITCH IN THERE. YOU HAD THE NEEDLE AND THREAD. AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY STITCH DOWN THE FUCKING SOLES. Oh it makes me so mad. Cheap cunts taking the aesthetics of durability or practicality while handing you a product that won't last you the year