Idk How To Tell U This But Uh

idk how to tell u this but uh

I FIND U RLLY FKING HILARIOUS TOP LEVEL HUMOR

Bas ab mukti Dede bhagwan mujhe...kal yamraj aake bhains k Singh ghusa de pichwade mei mere... Koi dikkat nhi mujhe

@tooflessshii ne hilarious bol diya mujhe.... Bas jeevan safal ho gya mera

Bitches! Mommy is back👀👀

*Intense dramatic music playing*

I missed u guysss sooo muchhhhh!!

I never thought people would notice my absence but they did and some of y'all missed meee? Awww kon krta h aajkal k zamane mei ye sab 🥺🥺🥺*wipes invisible tears*

Bakchodi jaari rehni chahiye ✊

(janta mei Khushi ki leher daud gyi...kisine Khushi mei tshirt hi phaad liya apna )

मैं शायर तो नही.... मगर ए हसीन जबसे देखा मैंने तुझको...

मुझको शायरी आगई....

( uske liye kahani likh rhi hu)

रिश्ता दिल से दिल के एतबार का...

ज़िंदा है हम ही से नाम प्यार का...

I have received a lot of love from you people in these past days.... Thankyou thankyou means a lot. 🤗🤗🤗🤗😭😭😭😭

पर एक बात बोलूं? ये नाम मेरी पहचान बन रहा है.... जो में चाहती नही हूं। जी मैं बिहार से हूं... पर इससे ज्यादा और कुछ नही है... आप बस एक आम इंसान लीजिए मुझे... मेरे प्रदेश मेरी जान है उससे मेरी पहचान है पर मेरा नाम नही । आप किसी पंजाबी ,गुजराती को ऐसे तो नही बोलेंगे न शायद... बस वही बात है ... मुझे भी वैसे लीजिए।

U people have been absolutely generous to me and I honestly don't feel I deserve so much love... Especially from these little girls... But thanku! u people love me so much. Means the world to me❤️ ❤️❤️

Gande dikhne Wale logo se mila dhokha alag hurt krta hai

(sala kisiko bata bhi nhi skte)

Signs of a loyal bf:

1) has a trio since 10th Jo abhi Tak toota nhi. 2)has a counted no. Of poses for getting clicked... (Hands in the pocket,. looking to the left is their favourite) 3) calls one of their friends as beta and consider themselves as their baap. 4) scared to talk to girls cos what if they ignore? Or take them as a creep? 5) has zero fashion sense , still believes in ( taste mei best mommy aur Everest)

6) takes pride in being an absolute jungle man and has no skincare routine.

7) once wanted to be a cricketer aur uske liye academy bhi gye the but phir 11th aagyi .