Bakchodi - Tumblr Posts
Bakio ka bp badhta h to unko gussa aata h aur wo Tod phod krte h . Mera BP badhta h bc mere naak se khoon nikalne lgta h aur zyada hua to behosh. (Chomu panti to khoon mei h mere)
boom boom chikka chikka
Yess my guy ! Boom boom chikka chikka to u indeed ... Ruk Tera pate kharab hoga kal mai bhagwan se dua maang rhi hu
tumblr boring ho gaya hai yaar
Ha Mai wo smjh rhi hu sir... Why don't u watch more porn? Tumblr has a wide collection of that
nice header
Chappal kaha h meri... Log pagal smjhenge mujhe itne ask kyaa bhej rhe hoooooooooo
If you are chikka then who is your boom boom ???
Ik u want me to do is... Chipi chipi chapa chapa Rubi Rubi raba Raba (beech mei kuch bolti idk what) boom boom boom boom ..
Lo ab khush?
Remembering the time when I was vibing to "I'm a Barbie girl" on my cousin bhaiya's phone...with earphones in my ears and shouting the lyrics on the top of my lungs outside the house... While my whole family is shouting at me to get me to stop singing.
(I'm a Barbie girl in my fucked up world... 🎶)
I'm not writing this post bcos this mutual put me on gunpoint.... NOT AT ALL but hey... In this sea of lovely people... I think I have found a poetic sad cat to bitch life about... I really love seeing your world.. through your eyes. U are a beautiful soul @cheerxpress . The man who has deactivated the most Tumblr accts...and somehow is still popular. Well charms ig 👀👀👀
No matter how old I get...for me "ewwww" and "chiiii" will remain to be the greatest insult.
Bachpan mei kattis - dost krne Wale baccho se kaha situationship kra rhe ho uncleeeeee
Tumlog pagal ho ya Mai delusional hu? Mereko aajtak ek anon nhi aaya .....
( do u guys secretly hate me?)
Ab kisine bhej Diya to lgega bheek de rhe h sabbb😭😭😭😭😭😭 mai mar hi jati hu better.
Sunno na maar khaoge??
Ha lo ye mera gaal lo ... Aur maar do tamacha ( everyone of my mutual hates me )
It's 5:40 in the morning... I am up because I experienced sleep paralysis twice in the duration of an hour... and I'm too scared to go to sleep now. (Pls someone save me from the man who was covered with vimal paan masala banner and kept on twerking and the next moment he was onto killing me) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(do I need to get myself checked in a mental hospital?)
Say after me "pyaar mohabbat dhoka h , padhle bete mauka h"
(Babu Shona krne se IIT/AIIMS nhi milega)
Motivational videos se kuch nhi hoga ab humara...alakh sir ko bolo leather belt/chappal se marenge humei (for better results)
Mai kutte ko maar k dead body k 3ft upar bury krdungi 😎😎🤌 (11 mulkhon ki police bhi nhi jaan payegi)
agar mai kisi ka murder krdun toh @amarmonerkotha @alhad-maharani @biharanbitch @embersariya @justdesithings @shadowseductress @oceanandlilies @spring-melancholia aap sab mei se koi dead body chupane mei help krega?
Swaccha Bharat ka irada...irada kar liya humne 🇮🇳
Guys who boast " mai to kuch nahi lgata chehre pe .. aise hi h sab natural"
Bkl laga chehre pe kuch.... 15 saal mei dhoop se jal k Iyyer ho jayega.
Mai to kuch nhi lagta *mimics in mockery*
Ja sunscreen laga jake 👋👋😑😑
Gande dikhne Wale logo se mila dhokha alag hurt krta hai
(sala kisiko bata bhi nhi skte)
Asking " mummaayyy kuch khane ko haiii?" Whenever I get bored... Will be the reason of downfall
( pehle se hi hai)
The realisation that the game Among Us is nothing but Raja Mantri Chor Sipahi 😭😭😭👍👍