Skekso Holding A Frying Pan Cuz He Got Scared By Skekmal

Skekso holding a frying pan cuz he got scared by Skekmal

No one wants your rabies, skekMal.

It has come to my attention...

That since getting into the Dark Crystal fandom, people have come up with their own different phrases to describe the Skeksis. And honestly, they are all freaking hilarious.

These are what I've found thus far:

Bird Aliens

Catbirds

Decaying Dinosaurs

Ratbirds

Birdies

Nasty Birds

Incomplete Dinosaurs

Plucked Chickens

Angry Birds

Angry Lizards

Shriveled Hell Spawns

Grandpa Vultures

Vulture-Crocs (what I call them)

Please, I am asking, if any TDC/AoR fan out there has anymore of these gems, please comment down below. These are too priceless 😂

-while Rian is captured, he is ignoring him while Chamberlain pesters him-

Chamberlain: Riaaaan…. Riiiiaaaan… Don’t ignore me, Rian… Rian, please! You ignore me just as Emperor ignored me! -starts sobbing- You bring back memories of unhappy youth, Rian! Please, Rian—! -chuckles- I jest. Had a very happy youth.

super quick doodle of skekvar and some random ass gelfling because I do what I want<3

I don't know if you have answered this question already, but who is your favourite skeksis and why?

Ooooh, this is my first Dark Crystal ask! Honestly, I am really bad at picking just one favorite, all of the skeksis are delightfully twisted, bombastic, and uniquely homicidal! 😇

The most iconic of course is skekSil the Chamberlain, from his simpering Hhhhmmmm, to the fact that his silver tongue drives the whole plot in the movie and the tv series, the guy goes from sissy coward to being genuinely terrifying in a matter of seconds (see his torture of Rian).

I also love his mystic counterpart, urSol, because we know so little about him; only that his voice can shake the very stones of Thra and can apparently stop waterfalls. In secondary sources, he is described as being "impatient by urRu standards and a rogue." Plus, he's the Chamberlain's counterpart, he's got to have an interesting personality!

Next is skekTek the Scientist, who started off as one of the most sympathetic of the skeksis only to turn into a literal mad scientist who is one of the more sadistic. He experiments on himself FOR SCIENCE! He used to be somewhat normal, he even had a pet that he cared for. Too bad he went insane. Pray for urTih, who has to accept the fact that his counterpart is habitually losing body parts.

Now, you may be wondering are all the skeksis evil? The answer is no. Skekis and Mystics are not split into the good half and evil half, it's more complicated than that. It's more like the UrSkeks were split into their more proactive/impulsive half and their more spiritual half and both end up the worse for it.

The skeksis/urRu who realize this the most are skekGra and urGoh, who help the Gelfling fight back against the reigning skeksis and seek to merge back into one being. SkekGra started off as a conquering war lord only to see the light and atone for his crimes by turning against his kind. He's still impatient and rude, especially toward his slower mystic half, but can you really blame him? UrGoh, we love you, but you gotta pick up the pace.

Last but certainly not least, is skekSa the Mariner; do you like big beefy women? Do you like pirates? Fluffy lizards? Morally nuanced tragic villains? This is the skeksis for you. Unlike the other skeksis, skekSa actually likes the Gelfling and is rather protective of them. She still has a patronizing attitude toward them and expects her clan to obey her but that's rather typical of the skeksis. Also, despite being a pirate captain commanding a literal living ship, she still needs the Gelfing and her mystic counterpart's help when navigating the seas.

So those are my favorite skeksis, as you can see, I tend to gravitate toward the more layered characters but they're all great to be honest.