This Is Potentially Life Saving Information Everyone Should Know.

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Trying to look back and add/fix some writing for The Coffee because I've gotten better at characterization.

Probably gonna fix the first chapter since it comes off as preachy and I feel like Sylvia would be more worried about Wander leaving the "happy to be single" club over him screwing up a relationship; she KNOWS those two are obsessed with each other. Also gonna dial back on the whole "Wander being downtrodden" to make him worried about the cut contact instead.

Other stuff to note about the series since I'm probably not gonna go back and rewrite old episodes (at least for a while):

- Female Watchdogs have apparently always existed on the ship, so that whole equality segment is trashed

- Hater's backstory changed a bit; the ID number name he had isn't accurate anymore since NASA chimps were named before launch. I'm keeping the whole "remembering being a chimpanzee" thing but I'm going to make it so that it's a lot blurrier for him and he just can't remember/doesn't like his old name.

- Any attempt at a play on words like a "kerson/keyson" in the first chapter is something I hope people completely disregard because it sucks... Sorry!

- Similar apologies for any preachy bullshit, I've gotta get better at the whole "show don't tell" thing

- Any future installment after The Coffee will be posted all at once instead of chapter-by-chapter because I tried that again for this installment and it's been a disaster.

Thank you for being patient with me! I'll try to get writing out as soon as I can, I've just been dealing with some sudden family deaths/depression. I'll post again soon! ;)

i made artfight templates for character permissions (cuz i'm a lazy fucus that dislikes typing)

*Please credit if you use them*

Please go easy on me btw 😭

Decided to join artfight for the first time ever! My profile is very much a WIP but I've got my main template done! Feel free to check it out/attack me when I finish listing my characters!

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“You could be my child now”

Hi, Can you draw Wander as a giant? I've been imagining him as a giant Nomad cutie.

I love for him to be a Kaiju-sized or Tree-sized helper of the Galaxy.

He would be so cute as a giant in an AU.

I would like him to grow big from some potion or something wacky. He'll be like hundreds of feet tall.

Thanks for liking my Tumblr post.