So My Orchestra Teacher Gave Us An Assignment Where You Match The Rhythms To A Thing Or Phrase And My

So my Orchestra teacher gave us an assignment where you match the rhythms to a thing or phrase and my spn brain made this

Fic authors, this is a distress call

i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

Okay since I posted that SeongJoong reminded me of those awkward flirty friends that everyone secretly ships I thought it was only fair to say who the other ships remind me of (these are just my opinions)

WooSan: the couple everyone makes fun of and cringes at but secretly everyone thinks they're cute and is just jealous

WooSang: the friends who act disgusted when you say they would make a cute couple

YunGi: the really close friends you're convinced are secretly dating or are at least secretly making out at the back of the school - like they've been gone way too long for just a quick smoke behind the bike shed

SeongSang: the popular it couple everyone is obsessed with just because they're attractive or the friends people ship just because they look good together

MinJoong: the push and pull friends who are always arguing yet they secretly love each other (platonically)

JongSang: the friends who are always jokingly flirting with each other

SanSang: those friends that should be dating but aren't for some reason. Or those friends that use each other for affection when their partner is away/ when they don't have a partner

WooJong: that friendship where one of them is secretly in love with the other (sorry Jongho)

HongSan/SanJoong: those friends who would definitely sleep with each other if there were no reprocutions - like they have no feelings for each other but you never know what could happen when you're drunk at 3am. Or the friends who use each other to make someone jealous

WooHwa: those friends you're convinced have slept together at least once. Also use each other to make someone jealous

SanGi: those friends who would say "no homo bro" after f*cking each other (don't tell me I'm wrong)

SeongSan: The friends who are always joking about having slept together (or about wanting to sleep together) but you're not sure it's a joke anymore

JonGi: the friendship you wish you could have

(This whole post is just me imagining what it would be like to have friends)

*raises hand*

It had to be done

I've come to a terrible realization

this next cup of coffee will fix me