This Next Cup Of Coffee Will Fix Me

this next cup of coffee will fix me

ateez in wonderland

Seonghwa forever booing WooSan

Happy birthday to kpop's #1 milf

Okay since I posted that SeongJoong reminded me of those awkward flirty friends that everyone secretly ships I thought it was only fair to say who the other ships remind me of (these are just my opinions)

WooSan: the couple everyone makes fun of and cringes at but secretly everyone thinks they're cute and is just jealous

WooSang: the friends who act disgusted when you say they would make a cute couple

YunGi: the really close friends you're convinced are secretly dating or are at least secretly making out at the back of the school - like they've been gone way too long for just a quick smoke behind the bike shed

SeongSang: the popular it couple everyone is obsessed with just because they're attractive or the friends people ship just because they look good together

MinJoong: the push and pull friends who are always arguing yet they secretly love each other (platonically)

JongSang: the friends who are always jokingly flirting with each other

SanSang: those friends that should be dating but aren't for some reason. Or those friends that use each other for affection when their partner is away/ when they don't have a partner

WooJong: that friendship where one of them is secretly in love with the other (sorry Jongho)

HongSan/SanJoong: those friends who would definitely sleep with each other if there were no reprocutions - like they have no feelings for each other but you never know what could happen when you're drunk at 3am. Or the friends who use each other to make someone jealous

WooHwa: those friends you're convinced have slept together at least once. Also use each other to make someone jealous

SanGi: those friends who would say "no homo bro" after f*cking each other (don't tell me I'm wrong)

SeongSan: The friends who are always joking about having slept together (or about wanting to sleep together) but you're not sure it's a joke anymore

JonGi: the friendship you wish you could have

(This whole post is just me imagining what it would be like to have friends)

The BEST fic I've ever read on ao3~

Ao3 link: Lisenced to Survive

Pairing (s): Wooyoung x San

Word count: 136,040

Summary: “I’m San,” San says, voice dropping in a force of habit, something that has latched onto him from years of living the same humdrum life and his lifelong acquaintance with introducing himself to people who truly didn't give a fuck about him or anything he did, introductions serving merely as a necessary evil.

The stranger looks at him for a brief moment before he tilts the disinfectant bottle into the ball of cotton, soaking it as he leans forward and presses it against San’s stitches. San grabs his wrist.

“I’m gonna need a name before you treat me, pretty boy,” San says, making sure that it doesn’t come off sounding like a request.

The stranger raises his head to meet his eyes, something like sadness pooling in his eyes, smudged black and purple distracting San for the umpteenth time this evening and whispers softly, “Wooyoung.”

It’s a pretty name for a pretty face, but San is presented with an even prettier smile, shy and curling at the edges of his mouth, lilac field for his hair and cherry blossom cheeks, as he repeats it under his breath.

Or, San is working in the task force as a mercenary for an intergalactic law enforcement authority, and Wooyoung's the anomaly he doesn't see coming.

Someone give me an ATEEZ Princess Bride au fic, I need it for reasons