Learn To Play With My Body In A Hundred Different Ways

Learn to Play with my Body in a Hundred Different Ways

Rated: E

Aziraphale is a stripper at the club where Crowley is a bartender. Sexy shenanigans ensue ;)

Aziraphale felt the cool metal of the pole against her hand as she strutted in a circle in the center of the raised stage. The dim lights didn’t allow her to see the faces watching as she danced but she knew they were there by the money being thrown on stage and occasionally tucked into her panties. She had already finished two lap dances and gone through most of the songs on her set. Most of the customers had been fine but there were always a few that got too rowdy, and tonight was no different. She was exhausted by the time she left the stage. The song came to an end and she scooped up her bra and tips from the stage as she walked back to the dancer’s area. She clipped on the white lace and slipped a soft pale blue sweater dress over her head before walking out and taking her seat at the bar. “What’s your poison tonight, angel?” She smiled leaning against the bar.

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BEAUTIFUL AMAZING artwork by the BEAUTIFUL AMAZING LOVELY INCREDIBLE LUWA @skiptomyylu <3 <3

Crowley and Aziraphale circa 1940s

The Time Has Come Again! HAPPY FEMME AZIRAPHALE FRIDAYYY

Peeks Head In...

HIIIIII!! HAPPY FEMME AZIRAPHALE FRIDAY!!!

WELCOME TO THE 9TH FEMME AZIRAPHALE FRIDAY RAAAHHHHHHHHHH

I've been SLACKING but I'm here- IM HERE!! Here to share some amazing works that have populated the [#Femme Aziraphale Friday] tag!

Really quickly though, if you aren't aware of what Femme Aziraphale Friday is, please click HERE for a little more information!!

And if you'd like to share art/participate, please do use the [#Femme Aziraphale Friday] tag! We'd LOVE to see your work :> I hope you're ready to read a LOT of caps locked text and keyboard smashing!! Now...LET'S GET ONTO IT!!! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ

@fawnim

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Miss Fell's first ever photocard!

Drops on xx.xx.2024! Happy Femme Aziraphale Friday! This one's dedicated to the lovely @skiptomyylu, who have literally hyped up every femm

I made a little sobbing sound opening this post again to grab the link /VPOS/AFF SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AREIBJAHEHBRRRRRR I'M SO SO SO AUUGHGERHIREHRHJ Those curls, that dress, those eyes, that expression... This is true happiness Nim, how do you do it... Thank you my dear <3 AAHHEHBREJH WE'RE SO LOCKED IN FOREVER!! MY TWIN!!

Do Check Out Nims Page, Nims Comm Sheet, and Nims Ko-Fi!

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@fangirlsjustwannahavefun

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Be Gay and Do Crimes

Happy Femme Aziraphale Friday! This is my first art attempt in several years, but she’s just so pretty I had to try

JUST LOOK AT THAT LOOOVELY LADY!! Sporting a green dress and a smile!! We've got a looovellyy depiction of Femme Aziraphale right here folks! I just wanna give her smooches on the cheeks MWAH MWAH MWAAAAHHH!! RRAAAAAHHHGAREHLIBGAERJHGBJHGABELJGHABERLERLJHBRGJEHBHLHJBERLHB WHAT A CUTIEPIEE RRRRRRRILJGREH

Go take a peek at Becks page!

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@tartan-tart

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I Am Neurotypical About Good Omens

it ain't much but it's honest work, my offering for femme azi friday!!

OH GOD!! WHATS HAPPENING TO ME!!

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IM BARKINGG!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOODDDDDD!! LET ME ZIP HER UP!! ME ME ME!! WHAT DO I EVEN DO BESIDES YELL I am going to come to your home and extract some of your skill- you've got too much of it (/silly)

Take a gander at Tart/Dantes Page, Pinned Post, and Link Tree!

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@freerangewhales

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moaner

HAPPY FEMME AZIRAPHALE FRIDAY 🗣️🗣️ My Fem aziraphale design usually has her hair in a bun but I couldn't stop thinking about her in a braid

I NEED HER FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR RRRRGJRRJEHEJRBG She's SO CUTESY (so demure) RRRRHIBGAREHLEHJHRAEJLGEHRJGHER I wanna take her out out to a nice lunch, and treat her to the works, and then take her out on a boat ride on my super huge shiny yacht that I totally have, and drive her around in my super expensive imported sports car that I totally totally have!!

Skidaddle Over to Monas Page and Link Tree!

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@rogueartgallery

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they trashed the gallery !?

oh i still get a little starstuck, baby you shine so bright another good omens!!! a better guide to romance piece!! this is my first piece

CHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMPCHOMP GGUYYSS LOOK AT HERRRRGRELHABGLREHBGHBEGHJRELAJB I love love LOOOOVEEEE this artstyle (inspired by Burn Pygmalion if I remember correctly!) ITS SO GORGEOUS RRRIHBREHBEHRRRRRR She's so beautiful please tell her I wish for her hand in marriage!! Put on your skates and roll over to Rens Page and Pinned Post!!

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@ramennoodleghost

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WE LOVE LESBIAN OMENS

This was my first fem azi piece... it started the addiction

THIS ARTWORK HAS ME AEGRIJLAGREHGHBJREHJBSGREBHJREGBHJGSREHBJJBHKRBHJEBJH TAKE ME NOW AZIRA IM READY!! IM REAADDYYYYYYY!!!! OH LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE PLEASE!! PLEEEASSEEE!! I have no calm, cool, nor collected words to say guys I wish I did, but I truly dont LMAAOO Get a wiggle on to RamenNoodleGhosts' page!! (Now I want noodles) *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ

@skiptomyylu (The Art is for 18+ Audiences, Thank You!!)

The Dragon Warrior- IT'S ME!! (/ref)

As some may know, I doooo have a goddess Aziraphale AU in the works! Andddd I just wanted to draw more of them and it got quite sauuccyy HUEHUEHEEHUEHUEHEUHE!! Throw your eyeballs to my page out if you'd like!!

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And that's all folks! Thank you so much for stopping by for another FAF!! There's more art (and fics) under #Femme Aziraphale Friday!! Take a look-see at those too!

I can't wait to see what else is made in future!! Hugs and Kisses to you all, and have a wonnnderrfulll Femme Aziraphale Friday!! Toodleoo!!

Oh my gooddddddddd grwijahngrkeahbghilhgrbekhbabaehjbgaj (I miss my emotes I wanna spam :bilvyyPout: and :aziPout: so BADLY) THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL RRRRHGERLJ,HBHJSBLHAB Thank you so much rejeglahhsjhbrehb Everyone should totally check out Nims Page, Nims Comm Sheet, and Nims Ko-fi. Absolutely amazing artist, astounding fan, top tier twin, and the CEO of Femme Aziraphale City (/silly)

Miss Fell's first ever photocard!

Drops on xx.xx.2024!

Happy Femme Aziraphale Friday! This one's dedicated to the lovely @skiptomyylu, who have literally hyped up every femme aziraphale brainrot i've ever had SEHFJAKSA THEY'RE MY TWIN IN EVERYTHINGG /pos/silly the fic that's supposed to accompany this is still in the works :c im a slow writer forgive me ><

If you don't know what femme aziraphale is, check out this post for info !! we'll be glad to have you whenever and any version of a female aziraphale is welcome and loved !! <333

If you'd like to support me, please consider checking out my commission sheet for this month's batch or tipping me through ko-fi! Any kind of support can help us pay for my Dad's funeral. Thank you so much!

tagging — @goodomensafterdark @aziraphaletummyfanclub :3

Today Crowley wishes he could play battleship with Aziraphale, as a way to sort out their feelings after the fight. He tries to play by himself but it's really not the same.

Momma