Momma

Momma

tooday shax reternd from earth carryeeng a bag and went direktlee to her offis and lokt the door. she opend the bag and took owt severul bottuls of hyooman sopes and oyles and a hyooman brush and unfowlded her wings and spent the eveneeng grewmeeng.

Learn to Play with my Body in a Hundred Different Ways

Rated: E

Aziraphale is a stripper at the club where Crowley is a bartender. Sexy shenanigans ensue ;)

Aziraphale felt the cool metal of the pole against her hand as she strutted in a circle in the center of the raised stage. The dim lights didn’t allow her to see the faces watching as she danced but she knew they were there by the money being thrown on stage and occasionally tucked into her panties. She had already finished two lap dances and gone through most of the songs on her set. Most of the customers had been fine but there were always a few that got too rowdy, and tonight was no different. She was exhausted by the time she left the stage. The song came to an end and she scooped up her bra and tips from the stage as she walked back to the dancer’s area. She clipped on the white lace and slipped a soft pale blue sweater dress over her head before walking out and taking her seat at the bar. “What’s your poison tonight, angel?” She smiled leaning against the bar.

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BEAUTIFUL AMAZING artwork by the BEAUTIFUL AMAZING LOVELY INCREDIBLE LUWA @skiptomyylu <3 <3

The closest Aziraphale will ever come to Leg Day…

Super quick and simple pic to give my poor hand a rest from Richard II🤣

i mean where the lie.

Crowley and Aziraphale circa 1940s