Aw Fuck, I Didn't Know You Were At A Store Uh.

aw fuck, i didn't know you were at a store uh.

*promptly disentegrates*

"Heavy..."

"Nyet, doktor."

"But, Heavy..."

"Nyet, Ludwig."

"Misha, bitte."

"Nyet, you are not bringing remains of disintegrated person back to base."

"But, Misha..."

"Does Heavy have to call you by your full name?"

"Misha... You are so mean to me."

"I look out for doktor."

"Just a little sample?"

"Ludwig Ulrike Humboldt, nyet."

"Aw..."

I like the idea of emesis blue being a movie inside tf2's universe itself (for the sake of my mental health).

I imagine Heavy actually apologizing the whole time to the Red Medic if he was too aggressive with him AHSBAHD:

Heavy: "I'm sorry doktor😭 Didn't mean to throw you across the room that hard"

Red!Medic: "It's ok Misha, don't vorry about it!" –He cracks his back 3 times– "Ich- ouch– Almost didn't feel a zhing!"

Heavy: "I'm sorry if I was to aggressive on you, Doktor, too☹️"

Fritz(BLU!medic): "Oh don't vorry, actually, zhe vay you grabbed my waist was really gentle, danke (ú ù )"

AJVWLQDHSKDH😭😭 IT'S FUNNY TO ME

I headcanon she's transfem + nonbinary, aroace, and just a silly little schizophrenic creature.

She isn't constantly in pyroland in my opinion, she just calls her delusions/hallucinations pyroland.

so tf2 community.

what's everyone's headcanons on pyro?

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

ohhh boy i love fanart!!

ATTENTION TF2 FANS.. COMIC 7 IS REAL AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY WORKING ON IT !!! WE ARE SO BACK.

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