Sky, You're The Only Person I Know Who Can Help Me With This

sky, you're the only person i know who can help me with this

how many sides are on a hexagon. please. i'm going to fail kindergarten

don't worry, i've got you covered with an illustrated guide! just print this out using the color printer in the library and sneak it into the exam room:

hoping to play the rest of the new monkey ball tonight! i LOVED the first half so i can't wait to see just how far they push the challenges in the second half... 👀

I don't think it's brain dead to acknowledge how deeply flawed and doomed from the start cohost's business model was. Relying on an anonymous angel investor, running at an exclusive deficit, ignoring the reality of (shitty! i acknowledge!) laws and basically saying they're built different, and squeezing money out of poor marginalized people for a doomed project kind of sucks. I think it's fine to say that and it's okay for you to feel defensive because you liked that website but eventually you have to acknowledge the reality and not just project your anger onto people who are pointing out the sad truth.

there are two major problems with your ask and i will address each in turn.

cohost's entire business model was predicated on eggbux, their patreon alternative, which was delayed due to one of the devs getting long covid and eventually canned because of policy changes from their payment processor, Stripe, that restrict tipping and subscriptions. everything else you listed – living on investor funding, and your gross mischaracterization of "cohost plus" that was both billed entirely as a tip jar and explicitly not promoted as a way for them to break even – was in service of getting to the point of launching a product that was worth paying for. you would know this if you actually read the financial reports.

i didn't actually like using cohost all that much, so to call me "defensive" tells me you're here just to argue. i did want to like the site but ultimately i kept bouncing off of it, and i made my issues with it known on several occasions. you would know this if you actually read anything i've posted about cohost.

no i'm mostly just annoyed at the braindead takes from folks who don't know how to read. like yourself!

Hexagons are just constructs by evil witches to put a hex on us to turn people straight.

i'm thinking mine must've backfired then

In which we play the other half of the new Monkey Ball, with the game's most dastardly stages and difficult challenges! It's everything I love from the series... including the pain.

hello twenty-something with depression! we're here to fulfill your biggest childhood dream – that's right, your parents are finally getting back together after 15 years! we know how much you missed the soothing sound of them arguing from across the house 💙