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if I don't respond for at least a week I either got grounded or my mom found out about/blocked all my socials. just letting y'all know.

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@sun13koi @cordyline-uki @nilikita

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

I've been using this for the past 2 weeks and now everyone thinks I'm insane help

Fun phrases you can use to the detriment of everyone around you:

"This vexes me." Use this in response to anything negative said about you. The more you use it, the better. "That haircut isn't working, man." "This vexes me." "...What?"

"I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying the [X]." Use this in response to any hypothetical. "What would you do if your best friend flirted with you?" "I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying his flirt." "W- What the fuck are you talking about?"

"This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" Use this in response to any complaints. Much funnier if you use it in realspace. "Me and my girl had a fight. No idea how I'm gonna make it up to her." "This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"It's because of the Ritual." Use this in response to any question regarding the cause of something. Never explain what "the Ritual" is. If anyone asks, say "Don't worry about it!" And smile. "Ugh, why can't anyone here be good at their jobs!?" "It's because of the Ritual." "...What's the Ritual?" "Don't worry about it! =)"

"That's what they want you to think!" Use this in response to anyone stating any facts. "I just landed a new gig." "That's what they want you to think!" "What? Who's 'they'?" "..." "What the fuck?"

PS: Don't do this to anyone who isn't, like, a close friend you're comfortable fucking with. You will get ousted if you do.

Abroromantic,ace and trans :D

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.

This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.

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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

hands you a new one of my life

..sure

@cordyline-uki @nilikita

Say "hands you a" and let auto generate finish it

Hands you a bit of a good idea

Hai Ashton :3 I made a petre/pet dreamer side blog- I’ll also be posting cg stuff and reblogging little stuff there, so if you’re interested it’s @sunnylilpubby :33

:0 waow

I'll def check that out!

I have thoughts about a camp half blood karaoke night

- Leo sings Green Green Grass by George Ezra (you better throw a party on the day that I die) and everyone gets mad at him about it

- Frank and Will duet Classic by MKTO and dedicate it to Hazel and Nico, who are like, we didn't get any of the references but thanks?

- Rachel sings The Prophecy by Taylor Swift

- Piper sings Elle Me Dit by Mika in French

- Percy and Jason introduce themselves as "Nico Di Angelo and his boyf Will Solace" and then Percy sings golden hour by JVKE while Jason holds a flashlight under his shirt and turns it on every time the song says "shiiiiiiiine"

- Percy also sings Cry by Benson Boone and dedicates it to the gods. Somehow does not get smited

- Someone sings Gerónimo by Shephard and dedicates it to Percy, Annabeth, Will, and Nico

- Thalia sings Lose Lose Lose by SWMRS

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

Okay now I'm just thinking about how funny it would be if Lupa had photos of little puppy Jason and how fucking hilarious it would be for her to show Leo. Just-

Lupa: and there's Jason with his first squirrel 🥰

And its just two-year-old Jason in nothing but a ratty pair of jeans shorts covered in blood with a half-disemboweled squirrel in his mouth running away on all fours from three other baby wolfs because its his kill

Leo is tying so hard not to laugh that he's tearing up and Jason is so embarrassed

hiii! II dabble in a bit of witchy things (at ✨Walmart ✨to get a cauldron rn actually :0), I wouldn't mind talking with u :)

Helloo, my name is kita, i'm from brazil and i'm new to the witchcraft ways.

I'm looking for fellow witches to talk, follow and exchange experience OwO

..um so uh-,

if yyou receive this, you make somebody happy! <3 send this to 10 of ur followers (if u want) and put it on anon (again, if u want) to let them know they make ppl happy and are appreciated :)

not sending out again but thanks to whoever sent this :)

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

Ooo ok

kewl ✨

got this from twitter which colour am i

mmmmmmmmm....

Banana

egg/pos

And uh

maybe cherry blossom

got this from twitter which colour am i

Lime and ash (in the sense that I wanna be better frendos)

got this from twitter which colour am i

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.