A Few Weeks Ago My Mom Told Me That She Decided To Analyze The Problems In Our Relations. She Googled

A few weeks ago my mom told me that she decided to analyze the problems in our relations. She googled every my trait that she saw as wrong and googled what I was insisting on being reevaluated. She came to the conclusion that it was something called hyperprotection. So, the following dialogue happened:

Mom: you sit down here and right now you search what should be done with it

me: sorry, i have some tasks to finish right now, could you please read that by yourself?

mom: what? no, i mean you should search for the ways for YOU to deal with it

me: ...

me: you know that search results will only show the advice for parents, because children can do nothing with that, right?

mom: surely not. it's a children's fault that parents overprotecting them.

So after literally an hour and a half and none of the advice for children found she got angry and told me that i had done something with the search engine and that i had to recheck my behaviour. I asked her to think about what we just read. Guess if she had changed anything. Nope

once I was walking home through the old part of our town. Just a summer day, light wind, nothing special. I turned to a lane to use it as a shortcut and as the buildings at that lane had balconies, I was hoping to get a break from the sunlight. I suddenly felt as if somebody pulled my hair harsh from behind. I stopped and turned around. Nobody. Just a wind. The next thing I know is the rock falling down at the place if took just two steps further. Part of the balcony just decided to fall down and make my day way better. Thanks to my guardian, who or whatever they are

Since my very first conscious visit to the town's amusement park, I remember the utter terror of one of the rides. It was a huge swing boat, which made terrible noises and the worst part: to enter the park you actually had to go underneath it. Its base had been placed like 5 meters from the sidewalk, so when it swung forward, it was above your head. I hated being near it, I hated going underneath it. One of my friends tried to persuade me to take a ride there, but no means no, I'm too terrified. And recently my mom told me I had actually done that, with my cousin. Who confirms the claim. Why don't I remember? My brain blocked the memory as too distressing?

idk if i should put a warning on this one, but.

So I've heard about hte uncanny valley effect, and at the very bottom of the plot for inanimate objects is the corpse. Which is quite understandable, you do not want to go near the dead because of the decease or possible danger nearby. But. The question which was kind of bugging me is whether cannibals would be less affected by the uncanny valley.

why, when or how i got to this question is a mystery for myself. pure curiosity out of nowhere

I have not ever played DnD before, and I would really like to, because an idea of an open world where you can do something yourself, not only choose from given options; the story that responds to your actions is thrilling. Though I may and most certainly do interpret it wrong.

Some ideas I wanted to try:

druid - alchemist, more with chemistry and botany knowledge, who can grow ingredients and make potions, bonus points if aw alchemist they know how to change metals to gold

cleric, who was not successful enough, so he studied anatomy and necromancy, so technically he IS resurrecting people

the mechanical world, pre- electric era, and gremlin as a PC

my friend, after I told that he theoretically can choose anything, decided to become a PORTAL with consciousness. How do I even regulate this? As a character??

As a warlock, I wanted a contract with the demon of luck: if player loses 99% if health in single battle and it is their turn, than the effect of contract can be triggered. The player can double the roll of initiative this turn. To determine if it is successful, the player has to hit 95-100 on the d100. Say the player rolled n. If the player is successful, the next roll is doubled and the next n/2 -30 turns the number would be increased by n-90 points. However, if the roll is not successful, than the next roll is halved, and the next 50-(n/2) turns the number would be decreased by 50-(n/2) percent. Triggered after the first named condition and the effect of previous contract is ended

The magic user, who would swap their current health and the enemy current health

a party where players do know the DM and refer to that entity as a god. So if something that pisses them off happens, they can in character say all this to the face of god

I've heard a phrase "Count the shadows. For god's sake, if you want to survive, count the shadows". I actually don't really care abou shadows, but feel the similar way about the reflectioms. I've felt that my flat has way too much reflective surfaces, which ten led to getting an urge to check the reflection