Rand: This Sucks

Rand: this sucks

Moiraine: it do weave like that sometimes

Mat: Looks like we can't manwhore, mansplain, manipulate our way out of this one.

Rand: Shame...manslaughter it is, then.

it's me boy lews therin speaking to you from inside your brain, leave your friends you don't need them, come with me and play my games we'll have dragon times on the astral plane doot do do do yeah you need me boy your free will is an illusion

if I've learned anything from Wheel of Time, it's that forget the politicians - it's going to be slighted academics and a hedge fund manager who are gong to destroy the world

Wheel of Time plays the ultimate trick on its readers because it markets itself as this very “good vs evil” “the world is very black and white” story, but when you get into it, you realize that the true message is about the detrimental effects of thinking of the world in such opposites. In this essay I will—

Okay, I was gonna steel my nerves and wait till after I watched the first three episodes of season 2.........., But why is Rand sharing a bed with Lanfear!?!?!?!? WHY is Moiraine shielded but they acting like she's stilled?? IS she stilled???? Is Nynaeve gonna heal her and Suiane doesn't get stilled???? Are we even gonna get a breaking of the White Tower? AND WHYYYYYYY is Perrin having Rand's visions? That's part of Rands struggle with impending madness, not part of Perrin coming to terms with his wolf powers?! Why add the fantasy mental health institution? I don't understand having sooooooooooo much source material and throwing out so much to add stuff, and what does it do for the Wheel of Time really? And Liandrin 😑😑😑😑😑 Is she gonna be Black Aja? Why try to make her more sympathetic, she's awful, let her be awful. And we already know i despise the road they have taken my darlin Mat down, where is his luck???? Why he gotta burrow out like a rat? 🤨Okay, and getting rid of one of the sisters for Verin?????? I love Verin, but wtf Vandene and Adeleas come up again when Verin is busy elsewhere! I don't expect it to be 100% book accurate, but the sheer amount of slicing and dicing drives me bonkers.

The one thing that I'm really happy about and thats BAYLE DOMON! FINALLY!!!!