Luck, He Muttered. Time To Toss The Dice.

‘Luck,’ he muttered. ‘Time to toss the dice.’

Hammar gave him an odd look. ‘You speak the Old Tongue, lad?’

Mat:

‘Where are you from, lad?’

‘Manetheren.’ Mat froze when he heard the name come out of his mouth. ‘I mean, I’m from the Two Rivers. I have heard too many old stories.’

I love this so much because it comes after a chapter of Mat insisting he’s the only normal one left in the gang. 😂😂

Moiraine: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Mat: Mine just says "Mat no."

Moiraine: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Wheel of time is a silly little story about the world's worst chosen one fucking everything up so badly he needs a polycule to corral him towards being marginally less of a dumbass, while his two best friends become war hero wife guys, and also fuck everything up just as badly. Also there's a lot of hot women who I would thank if they punched me in the face.

Verin📚never ask a woman her age😘💁‍♀️lover of books🤓makes great tea🍵☕️spills tea just as well👗💚🟩big fan of green dresses😉

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