I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE KIDDING ABOUT THE FORSAKEN BEING SALTY ACADEMICS

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE KIDDING ABOUT THE FORSAKEN BEING SALTY ACADEMICS

Siuan: How you doing?

Moiraine: Not so well

Siuan: What happened?

Moiraine: I have this headache that comes and goes

*Rand, Mat and Perrin enter the room*

Moiraine: There it is again

Fires of Heaven is a book about people doing increasingly wild shit to try to get Nynaeve’s romantic attention

Okay, I was gonna steel my nerves and wait till after I watched the first three episodes of season 2.........., But why is Rand sharing a bed with Lanfear!?!?!?!? WHY is Moiraine shielded but they acting like she's stilled?? IS she stilled???? Is Nynaeve gonna heal her and Suiane doesn't get stilled???? Are we even gonna get a breaking of the White Tower? AND WHYYYYYYY is Perrin having Rand's visions? That's part of Rands struggle with impending madness, not part of Perrin coming to terms with his wolf powers?! Why add the fantasy mental health institution? I don't understand having sooooooooooo much source material and throwing out so much to add stuff, and what does it do for the Wheel of Time really? And Liandrin 😑😑😑😑😑 Is she gonna be Black Aja? Why try to make her more sympathetic, she's awful, let her be awful. And we already know i despise the road they have taken my darlin Mat down, where is his luck???? Why he gotta burrow out like a rat? 🤨Okay, and getting rid of one of the sisters for Verin?????? I love Verin, but wtf Vandene and Adeleas come up again when Verin is busy elsewhere! I don't expect it to be 100% book accurate, but the sheer amount of slicing and dicing drives me bonkers.

The one thing that I'm really happy about and thats BAYLE DOMON! FINALLY!!!!

Moiraine: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Mat: Mine just says "Mat no."

Moiraine: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Mat: Looks like we can't manwhore, mansplain, manipulate our way out of this one.

Rand: Shame...manslaughter it is, then.