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Haven't been online in a while for WoT, life got crazy, had to pause mid book 9, but one thing I have been up to is collecting WoT books with the original cover art. Every few months my family goes thrifting and this is my hunt for the horn; all 15 books as early release as I can possibly find

Show!Thom: lad I know the signs, I’m a gleeman and my nephew was Gentled, we have to watch out for Mat.

Book!Thom: *Mat huddled in the corner of Domon’s boat Golluming his dagger* get the FUCK over here and do a handstand

Robert Jordan making a character who should be a perfect self insert power fantasy for young men (chosen one, powerful sorcerer, king, chief of the Proud Warrior Race Guys, master swordsman, had three hot girlfriends,) and just giving him severe mental illness and the worlds most miserable heroes journey was such a power move

Someone said book!min is the most heterosexual and monogamous character in the series except for Perrin and EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU MET nynaeve???? Girl has eyes for ONE man, thinks about if he'll like her dress, and REFUSES to let anyone else have him. On the other hand, Min was raised by lesbian aunties and flirts with her girls whenever she can. Don't badmouth my blorbo like this

wheel of time written by nuclear engineer robert jordan is actually about nuclear anxiety and the consequences of the development of new technology aiding and abetting unchecked usage of weapons of mass destruction. in this essay I will -

Why are Rand, Mat, and Perrin such idiots??? "Come little boys, help me carry my treasure, you can have whatever I can't fit in my load"

Nynaeve: Lan, I-

Lan: Nynaeve, were married, there's no "me" or "you", just WE.

Nynaeve: Okay, WE punched a forsaken and took them prisoner.

Lan: You’re bloody right we did.

Me writing a wot post-canon fic that’s mainly very minor characters: is anyone going to want to read this?

Me remembering that WoT is basically the minor character book series: oh I’ll be fine