You Know What I Want In Life?

You know what I want in life?

More Skull from KHR

we already have the HP/KHR crossovers and the BAMF!Skull but we don’t have this;

Southern Skull

like American Southern,

give me the accent, the condescending compliments the subtle insults— and better yet, almost all of the Arcobaleno have no idea that he‘s being completely insincere and calling Reborn a b*tchy little hoe in between all those ‘Honey’s’ and ’darlin’s’ —

Right up until they find out the Carcassa is a branch of an American mob family (that Skull may or may not lead) and someone enlightens them that those flowers Skull gave them that They put in the vase in the dining room were basically telling the receiver to go fuck themselves and that Skull is apparently the most passive aggressive motherf*cker alive

it’s all either

a) the RAUNCHIEST, DIRTIEST songs he could remember, both from pre-Hydra-capture

or

b) It’s Wellerman

Imagine if in CA: CW instead of Bucky trying to break out of the cell and turning into the Winter Soldier when Zemo reads the trigger words he just starts singing really loud so he can't hear Zemo's voice anymore.

I too think this is amazing! This is GREAT! I love this tree

but

my brain has gone off the rails and I’m bringing all of you with me

I shall now bring forth an interesting moral and legal quandary!

If the Tree That Owns Itself owns everything within eight feet of itself, does that mean that if another tree grew within say six feet of the Tree, would the landowning tree own the new tree? Would this be slavery? Or would the Tree be considered a landlord?

in addition, since the Tree owns property, is it considered a sentient entity with full legal rights? If one of it’s branches broke off and damaged a nearby car or city bench, could it be sued? Could it be arrested?

If the Tree is considered a person, does that mean that the cutting down of similar species of trees is considered to be murder?

Sorry to burst your bubble,

but,

Foxes Are Canines

It's demon hours. Time to post the updated list of forbidden cats.

Better: Camboy Skull

Camboy Ichigo

No, see this was the exact thought I had

Harry starts a mafia

Dobby is the enforcer

AU where Harry says Fuck It with his entire childhood trauma filled chest, takes a fist full of gold to muggle London the summer after 4th year, gets his hands on a pistol, and then gives Dobby a call.

Imagine Voldemort chilling in Malfoy Manor when some house elf in 16 hats and 27 pairs of colorful socks rolls up with a .45 like "Mr. Harry Potter sir sends his regards."